A Day in the Life of pResident Bush ( (photo dial up warning)

[Contrary1]

Those of you who have wandered over to Freeperville will know where this idea came from.

I am calling it The Daily Doofus

Feel free to add your own.


Nov. 30, 2007 - President Bush displays his "Deer in the Headlights" gaze as he tries to speechify at the World AIDS Day ceremony, Friday, at the Cavalry United Methodist Church in Mount Airy, Md. First lay Laura Bush is at left.


Nov. 30, 2007 - President Bush poses with a person "from this part of the world" for the photographers after mumbling words of compassion written by his handlers at The World AIDS Day ceremony.


Nov. 30, 2007 - President Bush clowns around for the onlookers with his famous "Pull My Finger" gag, which he invented as he gets ready to board Marine One.


President Bush points out the White House drapes that will be recycled as First Lady Laura Bush's holiday gown in early December.


Nov. 29, 2007 - President of Vice, Big Dick Cheney, finding it hard to stand erect, even with the specially made prop stuck up his ass, gazes at President Bush who pretends to give a damn about the U.S. defense budget.


Nov. 29, 2007 - Salvadorian President Elias Antonio Saca, left, tries to figure out what language President Bush is speaking during their meeting in the Oval Office of the White House.


Nov. 27, 2007 President Bush listens attentively as Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert makes a statement on the Israeli-Palestinian Peace Conference.


Nov. 27, 2007 - U.S. President George W. Bush attempts to stifle a stinky as Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas speaks during a news conference on the Israeli-Palestinian peace conference at the U.S. Naval Academy in Annapolis, Maryland.


Nov. 27, 2007 - First lady Laura Bush demonstrates first hand what years of smoking cigarettes will do to ones upper lip at the 2007 National Prevention and Health Promotion Summit.

[TomInTib]

1. OK. From today, somewhere.

[calimary]

8. Look at the way the whole left side of his face slants down.

From his mouth to his eye.

What does that mean about the psyche? Somebody who knows the left-brain/right-brain thing well, please weigh in. I can never keep that stuff straight.

[jimshoes]

9. Here's what I see in this pic

[Bucky]

2. You forgot to post the picture where he did something substantive and worthwhile

Why did you leave that picture out, huh? Huh?

[bluestateguy]

3. Whenever they post this at FR they act like a bunch of pre-teen girls at a Boy Band concert

nt

[razors edge]

4. Damn burritos,

well at least no one of importance will smell this one.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

5. OMG, ROFL, thank you for this so, so funny captioning creation!

:rofl:

:rofl:

:kick:

MKJ

[madokie]

6. the dick looks like hes about to drop in this one

[Catherine Vincent]

7. Look at that top lip!

I hope I don't get that many wrinkles when I reach her age.

[miles 2 go]

10. Loved the Daily Doofus captions.

Also loved the use of the "other site"s daily worship of the shit Lord theme.

[Olney Blue]

11. He's counting down the clock, isn't he?