Is The Ellen\Jenna Story A Brittany Spears Moment Here On DU, Or Am I Missing Something ???

[WillyT]

Ellen dissing Labor, and Jenna being... what?

:shrug:

[Swamp Rat]

1. OMG!

Like, what's going on?

[WillyT]

2. Like... Do You Live In The Valley ???

:rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

3. Uh, like, what's a "Valley?"

Like, do they sell them at the mall?

:D

[WillyT]

4. It's Like TUBULAR, Y'know ???

Gag me with a spoon, dude.

:hi:

[Swamp Rat]

5. Gag you with a fetus.

:hi:

[Generator]

6. Ellen is EVIL

She had BUSH SPAWN on the air.. She loves DOGS more than people-even cats! She cries. She raised millions for Katrina victims-nevermind. She crosses picket lines to give people jobs! SHE must be stopped. Frankly, I'd pick Ellen as a friend over most of the dumbasses on DU-but that's just moi.

[WillyT]

7. Could You Please Explain The Following... "She crosses picket lines to give people jobs!"

Cause that the most convoluted thinking I've heard here in quite some time.

:wtf:

[madeline_con]

8. scabalicious....

:popcorn:

[mitchum]

10. Scabs are people too...they're just real low down people

[driver8]

18. That's like saying "Bush bombs the shit out of people to bring them peace!"

Not exactly how I would look at it, but I guess it makes sense to some.

[moez]

19. She's one of the only ones

that can see past the greed and allow the real working people under her stay employed.

[Virginia Dare]

23. As opposed to the fake working people?....n/t

[driver8]

9. She also crossed a picket line and left her writers hanging...they needed her

to support their strike and she just didn't feel that was important.

I'm sure she is a nice person, but she does not support labor.

[mitchtv]

11. Is she a member of SAG?

if so , that is bad

[driver8]

17. She is a member of SAG -- she had her own sitcom for years.

She has also been in a couple of movies.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

12. I must have missed this - are Ellen and Jenna getting married?

[izzybeans]

13. They made out while Britney gave Madonna a Royal George in the background.

[JVS]

15. What's a royal george

[izzybeans]

16. You don't wanna know.

Something I saw in the Urban Dictionary once that made me laugh.

On edit: Just looked it up. Only Definition #1 was there when I first saw it.

[JVS]

20. "Britney gave Madonna a Royal George "

So, which one ate the sundae in that situation?

[izzybeans]

22. Britney needed a snack.

[doc03]

14. St. Ronnie was the President of SAG and

was the biggest Union buster to ever ocupy the Oval Office.

[closeupready]

21. I'm disappointed in Ellen.

And I've been one of her biggest fans forever. What can I say - money corrupts.