Hillary picks new theme song by Christina Aguilera

[Botany]

AP 12/6/07 Senator Hillary Clinton has chosen a new theme song to "pep up"
her campaign for the Democratic Presidential nomination. Her campaign has
choosen Christina Aguilera's "Candyman," with the hopes that it's big band sound
and snappy vocals will appeal to both rural and urban voters.

Clinton was quoted as saying "Some people think I can not get my funk on but I
plan to bring it hard old school dog. Celine Dion's You and I just wasn't getting
the party started. Christina and I roll together."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4kR8OQCrlQ

[saracat]

1. Riiiiight! That should do it. A new song.Thats the ticket.

[Mythsaje]

2. It's a good song.

Makes her seem hip. Really. Gotta have that hipness, y'know.

[HooptieWagon]

48. Don't let it be said

that Hillary doesn't have hips....

[flvegan]

3. "bring it hard old school dog"

:rofl:

From Hillary!

:rofl:

[Botany]

5. Hillary iz keepin' it real

Hey, uh
I met him out for dinner on a Friday night
He really got me working up an appetite
He had tattoos up and down his arm
There's nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm
He's a one stop shop, makes the panties drop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candyman

:rofl:

[YOY]

14. Pretty sure that's Bill and not Hill

...'specially the part about the panties dropping and whatnot...

[Whisp]

20. 'makes the panties drop?'

you have got to be freakin' kidding me.
wretch and vomit.

[havocmom]

25. Are those really the lyrics to the song?

If so, who the hell is advising the woman? Mittens?

[derby378]

49. Somewhere, Celine Dion is laughing her pretty little head off in disbelief

And if this is true, I just might join her.

:rofl:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. They've got to attract that critical 12-year-old vote.

[JTFrog]

7. LOL!

:spray:

[Botany]

8. It is an awesome song .... nothing for 12 year olds about it.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

10. Uh huh.

And maybe Hannah Montana can stump for Kucinich.

[Botany]

16. I got her CD last summer "Back to Basics"

Christina Aguilera is light years from Hannah Montana

She has a great voice.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

18. Light years away from Hannah Montana?

Maybe years of booze, prescription pills, and has beening away from Hannah Montana.

[Mojorabbit]

24. IT is a great song

I was surprised when I saw the video a while back.

[Botany]

35. I was blown away by her CD

a few junk pieces but Christina is a full blown talent! And her voice
is a gift.

Although I might be wrong about Hillary using it as a theme song

[snooper2]

37. Thank you for the laugh...

nt

[JTFrog]

6. Christina...huh. She dedicate that one to Bill? n/t

[YOY]

9. Going after the critical tennybopper who dress like hookers vote!

The only question in my mind is if Rudy will use Brittany or Mittens will slap a one peice bathing suit on Marie Osmond and tell her to get her ass back out on stage...

[Faygo Kid]

11. The Candyman can, cuz he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good. . .

I'm guessing that's not the same song.

[YOY]

15. No.

Sadly not.

[havocmom]

21. Same earworm. Thinkin the demographic appeal will be sorta shy of what she needs

Penn's idea?

[tabasco]

12. Gag.

More bad judgment.

:puke:

[Whisp]

29. I thought so too but on second thought, this cant be real.

it's a spoof of some sort. (did not see the utube).

and if it IS legit, omg, bad judgement isn't the word! holy crap it's Horrible Stupid judgement.

[tabasco]

44. My bad.

Didn't even read the whole post. :dunce:

[AlCzervik]

13. it's poppin.

[Botany]

19. and the joint is rocking.

Oooh, whoa
Candyman, candyman
Candyman, candyman
Candyman, candyman...

Candyman, candyman
Candyman, Candyman...

Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
(Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine)
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine
(Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine)
Jane lost her grip and a down she fell
(Jane lost her grip and a down she fell)
Squared herself away as she let out a yell
(Squared herself away as she let out a yell)

[zippy890]

17. clinton: "I plan to to bring it hard old school dog"

:rofl:

she did NOT say that!


but thanks for the laugh!!

[Botany]

22. It is on the internets ...

... it must be true.

[Mojambo]

23. I swear, I thought it was going to be "Dirrty" n/t

[karynnj]

26. I clicked to see if it was "Fighter" or Beautiful

Lyrics;
http://www.lyrics007.com/Christina%20Aguilera%20Lyrics/Fighter%20Lyrics.html

with lines like:

"After all of the stealing and cheating
You probably think that I hold resentment for you
But, uh uh, oh no, you're wrong
'Cause if it wasn't for all that you tried to do
I wouldn't know just how capable I am to pull through
So I wanna say thank you

'Cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter "

Yep I have a teen and yeah I went to MSG to see the last CHistina show with her. Either would be cooler than Celine Dion or Todd Big Head and the Monsters (or whatever they were) - Paul Simon or Bruce Springsteen are SOOOO much cooler.

[Bucky]

27. It's a little risqué for a campaign song.

It would be an interesting trend, however. I'd like to see other candidates stick it out there... (fade to dream sequence)
Tom Tancredo - "I like big butts"
Rudy 91u11iani - "Me and Mrs Jones"
Barack Obama - "Sugar Walls"
Fred Thompson - "Dude Look Like a Lady"

[hedgehog]

28. This is a joke, right? I can't find any mention of it on Hillary's

Web site and I can't believe she'd be this stupid.

[Botany]

31. No joke .... she found the video next to Saddam's WMDs

She likes to get her freak on!

[Whisp]

32. has got to be a joke. nt

[rinsd]

30. Excellent joke post...though some don't seem to get it

[Botany]

33. Thank you!

One might click on the video link first but :rofl:

[Warren DeMontague]

34. "Come on you pretty women, with your hair a-hangin' down..."

Damn. Wrong "Candyman". :hippie:

[Botany]

36. Ripple is a better song

[Warren DeMontague]

43. I would agree with you, there

but there aren't too many bad ones on that album.

[Dorian Gray]

38. NO she didn't....

Did she?

"Clinton was quoted as saying "Some people think I can not get my funk on but I
plan to bring it hard old school dog. Celine Dion's You and I just wasn't getting
the party started. Christina and I roll together.""





:rofl: :rofl:

[jkshaw]

39. "... bring it hard old school dog"

What in the world does that mean in plain English???

[Bitwit1234]

40. And should Obama tell the world his is

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT.....

[Neshanic]

41. I was thinking "In My House" by the Mary Jane Girls would be more appropriate.

[Ravy]

42. I wonder why no one uses Alice Cooper's "Elected". nt

[AnnieBW]

45. She should choose "Fighter" Instead

It's a great song about a woman that's thanking all of the people that abused her in the past, because they're abuse made her tougher and stronger now.

[MilesColtrane]

46. I figure the choice is because Hillary's cozy relationship with the insurance industry...

...is as cloyingly sweet as candy.

[opiate69]

47. So it's a sexed up, over-produced rip-off of "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy"..

just what the world needed. :eyes:

[Cha]

50. hillary won't admit

she chose the wrong song.