O'LOOFAH has been declaring victory in the "war on Xmas"?1 Who declared it?! Who lost?!

[UTUSN]

When will that a-hole blowhard crapface HIT THE FAN?!

[Danger Mouse]

1. He's beyond a moron.

He's a drooling idiot.

[UTUSN]

2. I take hope from his segments on "body language" and "culture quiz"

This is such LAME material, he must be scraping the bottom of his barrel. It's fun to see the PAINED expression of the a-hole weatherman Steve DOOCEY and the woman while they are put through the paces by Bill-O. Something is really really wrong in O'LOOFAH-land!1

[Danger Mouse]

4. He IS the bottom of the barrel.

To go any lower he has to scrape his own asshole.

[rurallib]

3. Were there battles? Were there hostages? POWs?

Did the other side (which was who BTW?) retreat? Did Billo take a scalp?

[upi402]

5. O'Liely was in war once too

that's when monkeys flew from my butt

[zabet]

6. It was over

when they took
Santa's hos hostage.
:P

[Fuzz]

7. I was the General and you must have missed me signing the surrender

agreement on Santa's Sleigh three days ago. It made all the papers.

I just couldn't keep up the War on Christmas any longer. Well, I just never had my heart in it from the beginning, so I just said, "OK, dude, you win." He wrote me a check and I let him have his little victory parade.

I have a little cash now and I can afford a Christmas Turkey.

[provis99]

8. since General O'Reilly fought to defend X-Mas,

when can we expect Bush to award him the Medal of Honor?