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Edited on Thu Dec-13-07 06:51 PM by SoCalDem
They have got to be having real issues.. Their consciences must be massively achey-breaky..(assuming that some of them even have a conscience)
All they want is another Reagan.. They want a smiley grandpa who tells them stories and smiles at them & pats them on the head.. A guy who lets "others" do the dirty work behind the scenes. They love it when they get to feel superior and they just want their free ride & tax cuts .. The people who will eventually have to pay for all the excesses now, are little kids now, and by the time they have to pony up the cash, the ones livin' large now, will all be in Heaven with Jeeeeeezuz..
Look at their candidates:
A multi-divorced, adulterous, fornicating lapsed- catholic..and to top it off he's a NOOOYorker.. and he likes gay people and doesn't really care all that much if women want to get an abortion..
A baptist minister who apparently is "soft on crime", raised taxes, and actually thinks the government should "interfere" in education.. and he sort of resembles Goober from Gomer Pyle, USMC (or the Pillsbury Doughboy)
A good looking, tall guy who "looks" the part, but he, too is a "northerner" and most recently hails from "Taxachussets".. and was claiming to be more liberal than (cue the dum-dee-dum-dum music)...TED KENNEDY.. and not all that long ago.. He looks great in a suit, and has stage presence, but he's got flip-flops on inside those wingtips, and then there is the "Mormon-thing"..
A sleepy-eyed southern guy, also tall, and perhaps once-upon-a-time, even handsome. The guy's got the energy of a burned out 25watt light bulb . He's a former senator, who did not like to actually work, as much as he liked being called "senator". He's long reputed to be lazy and not very curious (don't we already have one of those?..didn't work out all that well, now did it?) He's got a "trophy wife/mermaid/graduate of the Leona Helmsley Charm School, and a couple of little kids, but he's still OLD looking and not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
A former ne'er-do-well guy who went on to be a famous POW. Most republicans didn't like him in 2000, and 7 years of kissing, hugging, & fondling of George the lesser, has not made him any more acceptable . He does love the war, but that may be the only thing they could like about him.
A guy named after a Yo-yo, whose bestest pal ever was Duke Cunningham.. This guy would probably favor making Gunatanamo the 51st state, as long as the "detainees" no longer got TWO SERVINGS of fruit a day..or CHICKEN. he's probably polling around 2%, but he still acts like he's going to win this thing, and runs for every microphone he sees.
A long-time Texas congressman who wants to abolish EVERYTHING.but he's against the war..
A congressman who hates immigrants so vewwy vewwy much. His Italian name suggests that his grandparents may have had similar difficulties when they arrived in America, as the people this man loves to hate, but he probably doesn't have the complex thinking skills to realize it. Give this man some concrete blocks & a cement mixer and he'll build that damned wall himself (or he'll pick up some guys at Home Depot and have them do it for $5 an hour)
But hey.. Alan Keyes is back..
Can you feel the surge?
:rofl:
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