My Letter from Gonzo!

[jhain]

Anyone else get one?




Mr ALBERTO GONZALEZ
Equator Oil and Gas Ltd
ADDRESS 12381 FELCH STREET
HOLLAND.

Good Day,
We've obtained your details from career builder inc,Database,and considered you as an ideal representative for the HOME-BASED job position detailed below.I am Mr Alberto Gonzalez, Chief Executive Officer of Equator Oil and Gas Ltd.We are OPEC members that deals on crude oil, raw materials and export to Canada,united kingdom,America, Europe and Asia. We are searching for receiving/payment officer who can help us establish a medium of getting to our customers as well as making payments through you to us.
Also as part of our vision to help in eradicating JOBLESSNESS in the global world. We are now seeking a qualified personel to be our company off-shore REPRESENTATIVE. We would like to use this medium to inform you that a vacant position exists for you in our CREDIT and PAYMENT COLLECTION DEPARTMENT and we are glad to give you a benefiting stress-free HOME BASED EMPLOYMENT as an offshore staff to our large Export Company.
1. FULL NAME...........................................
2. FULL HOME ADDRESS........................
3. PHONE/FAX NUMBERS..........................
4.OCCUPATION.........................................
NOTE. Your employment status is a special package thats makes you Earn $200.000 US dollars or more Annually and give you a negociating benefits.Your immediate reply to this advert newsletter is highly appreciated. PLEASE SEND YOUR CV TO MY CORRESPONDENT EMAIL ADDRESS: [e-mail]

Mr ALBERTO GONZALEZ.
Chief Executive Officer
Equator Oil and Gas Ltd.

[rocknrush]

1. No. Alberto Gonzalez?

[Captain Angry]

2. Awesome scam spam you got there. n/t.

[gratuitous]

3. You don't think it's legitimate?

Reads almost verbatim the way I'd expect Mr. Gonzalez to write after hearing his testimony before various congressional committees.

[Captain Angry]

4. Not a chance.

He may be an idiot. But he's a rich idiot. Rich idiots don't type letters, their secretaries do.

And they definitely aren't involved in the recruiting process for work from home jobs, advertised from Holland.

[gratuitous]

5. Dang, I just sent a resume

Oh well, if the Employment Department wants to verify if I looked for work this week, I can show them this.

[jhain]

6. For once- I enjoyed the spam

I am still getting the biggest kick out of this.
Wouldn't you love to know the thought process ?

[hyphenate]

7. Nope

Did get one from a purported British artist who wanted someone to act as a rep in the U.S., though. Isn't it so nice to see the Nigerians are branching out and finding new ways to separate fools from their money?

[jhain]

8. Snort! n/t