A parody for the primaries.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

Don’t You Dis My Candidate
(To the tune of I Just Want To Celebrate – Rare Earth)

Don’t you dis my candidate
On GDP or GD
Don’t you dis my candidate
Or mock me in the Lounge

I scan the topics and look for
Any mention of the name
And I pepper spray the thread
With avenging lead, all is flame

Listen cuz I’m telling you
Don’t you dis my candidate
On GDP or GD
Don’t you dis my candidate
Or mock me in the Lounge

Dontcha know that I’m infallible
Yes above reproach I stay
Aww c’mon it’s only kerosene
All is Dragonplay , or so I’m sellin you

Don’t you dis my candidate
On GDP or GD
Don’t you dis my candidate
Or mock me in the Lounge*

Godsdamitt, you will all bow down
Godsdammitt cuz I’m profound, I’m profound, I’m profound,
I’m profound, found

And it really bothers me zero
Who is hurt by what I say
Abusing is my line and it’s My Dime, so I’ll say

Am I repelling you?
Don’t you dis my candidate
On GDP or GD
Don’t you dis my candidate
Or mock me in the Lounge

(Repeat. Do percussion.)

*Do the vocal bridges in your head. There’s no reason I should be doing all the work here.

[smokey nj]

1. Bravo!!!!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. Thank you smokey!

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[JeffR]

2. See ya Friday!

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

8. Wooohooo!!

You betcha and thank you JeffR

:hi: :pals: :hug:

[ralps]

3. Bravo SalmonChantedEvening!!! K&R

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :applause:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. Thank you ralps!

I think writing this helped put the last vestiges of this cold out to pasture :D

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[H2O Man]

4. Very Good !

Thank you.

Nominated.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. You're welcome my friend :)

:hi: :pals: :hug:

[MzNov]

5. I love it!

:bounce: :hi: :hug: :loveya:


Good one SCE! As usual!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

11. MsN!! :tickle:

:tackle: :)

Thankee sweets :hug: :loveya: :bounce:

[lala_rawraw]

6. kick@@

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. The @'s of lala are upon you....

Per chance to dream ;)

Hiyas there you! :hi: :hug: :loveya:

[lala_rawraw]

22. yes, i am here

my lord... pass the niblits and tid-bits:D

[SalmonChantedEvening]

29. All that I can lala

Whatever's clever and helps keeps you strong I throw your way :)

[lala_rawraw]

30. okay, so...

kleenex, asprin, someone to make me tea and rent funny movies while i am stuck in bed with flu, and... someone to put a spell on my editor so he forgets i have a deadline;)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

32. The kettle's on

The kleenex and aspirin are by the bed. The Marx and Ritz brothers are here, and your editor believes he works as a toll-taker on the Tacony-Palmyra bridge.

:hug: :)

[lala_rawraw]

34. you are a

scholar and a gentleman... or is that a gentleman and a scholar? either way, thanks:D

[BigBearJohn]

13. Puuuurrrrfect! K/R!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. Eartha Kitt fans unite!

Thank you BBJ :hi: :hug: :pals: :loveya:

[tnlefty]

15. You are still the master!!

Bowing appreciatively, and bravo! :toast:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. thankee tnlefty!!

:hi: :hug: :loveya:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

17. This should the the Official DU Primary '08 theme song!

:applause:

:rofl:

:applause:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

19. I now proclaim...

:rofl:

Hi Viva and thank you :)

:hug: :loveya:

[cal04]

18. SalmonChantedEvening, You're the Best!

This is awesome!
:hug: :hi:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

20. hi cal04! thank you :)

I spent 2 days trying to find the right word and song that 'candidate' would fit with. once it hit I was off to the races lol

:hi: :hug: :loveya:

[Lars39]

21. rofl

Most excellent, SCE! :yourock:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

26. Hi Lars! Bless your heart :)

I was grinnin up a storm writing this :D

[Sugar Smack]

23. GIVIN YOU SUM WUV.

:rofl: :hug: *hugsfreakinggalore*

[Sugar Smack]

24. actually, you kind of take my breath away.

:loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

25. .

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Sugar%20Smack

[SalmonChantedEvening]

28. Respirator, can you help me place this call.

Gonna go play now hammer things :)


What inspires me to play they asks ;)


Querida Mia :loveya:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

27. WUV BACK LOTS YES.

Oodles Dear Sugz :loveya:

Those photos. To have to know.

We speak of many certainties on DU, and this pales them all.

:hug: :hug:

[DFW]

31. I don't know that song, but here is a corresponding video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv9ziGJeBW8

[SalmonChantedEvening]

33. I've got my hairstyle

:rofl:

Choice stuff DFW :)

:yourock:

[DFW]

35. I'm ashamed to say this, but.....

When I wrote the lyrics, it was "I've got the hairstyle," and the guy who was singing Romney was laughing so much, he remembered it wrong when he sang it. We let it go, as we thought it was fine just the way it came out. It's REALLY easy to be loose with artistic license when it's your own stuff!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

36. And fine it is :)

Unintended alterations can sometimes make for better words and music :)

Just imagining the singer trying to maintain is cause for a grinfest. I know his dilemma.

:)