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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:16 PM Original message |
Why did the Secret Service bag Bush's poo and pee? "This is your President on drugs." |
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bdamomma (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:18 PM Response to Original message |
1. ................. |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:30 PM Response to Reply #1 |
17. Here's an idea. Cut up the daily amount, put the Poo & Pee in small bags.. |
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Bozita (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 06:34 PM Response to Reply #17 |
63. They sell horseshit from Kentucky Derby winners. They put a clump into a globe-shaped holder. |
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usaftmo (606 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 11:30 PM Response to Reply #17 |
75. Shhhh...don't tell the freepers, |
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notadmblnd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:18 PM Response to Original message |
2. Well I don't think anyone would want to steal his DNA so they could clone him. |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:35 PM Response to Reply #2 |
24. Scientific question. Can a person really be cloned from their POO? |
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notadmblnd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:44 PM Response to Reply #24 |
29. I would think so |
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Dr. Death (639 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:45 PM Response to Reply #24 |
30. Ordinary people, no, but ones that are nothing but lumps of shit to begin with yes |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:46 PM Response to Reply #30 |
32. ROFL... |
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windbreeze (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 04:38 PM Response to Reply #30 |
55. Perfect response....absolutely perfect....LOL n/t |
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zeos3 (912 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 11:46 PM Response to Reply #30 |
77. lol, nice, I'd like to |
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Bjorn Against (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 07:54 PM Response to Reply #24 |
69. If that person is Bush then yes, it is quite easy... |
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TwilightGardener (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:19 PM Response to Original message |
3. OK, maybe they were checking to see if he might be the victim of a poisoning plot overseas? |
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hermetic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:23 PM Response to Reply #3 |
10. You don't really think |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:27 PM Response to Reply #10 |
14. "Holy crap!" ---- Now, there's a lead for Olbermann for tonight... |
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TwilightGardener (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:27 PM Response to Reply #10 |
15. I don't know. Maybe he's paranoid, and wanted someone to do this for him? |
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hermetic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:20 PM Response to Original message |
4. Maybe |
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colonel odis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:20 PM Response to Original message |
5. maybe he thinks he shits gold and pees diamonds |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:33 PM Response to Reply #5 |
22. If the diamonds were "cut," that could be painful. If uncut, they could be marketed |
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Mountainman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:21 PM Response to Original message |
6. Maybe to put it in his presidential library, nothing else he has is worth going there for. |
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bdamomma (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:23 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. .......... |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:24 PM Response to Reply #6 |
11. Dubya's poopie earrings |
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Mira (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 03:57 PM Response to Reply #6 |
49. great DUzie material here |
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Kitty Herder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:22 PM Response to Original message |
7. Prozac doesn't do that. It's effects are mild to nonexistent. To me, |
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MADem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:31 PM Response to Reply #7 |
19. Maybe not to you, but Jim Cramer, who was on it, said otherwise in the article. nt |
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Kitty Herder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:33 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. Isn't it far more likely, considering his behavior, that he's either tranquilized or |
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MADem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:52 PM Response to Reply #21 |
37. Doug Thompson said it is both, back in 2004. I posted a link downthread. nt |
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calimary (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-27-08 12:14 AM Response to Reply #21 |
79. And wouldn't that show up in a pee or stool sample? |
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tavalon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 03:36 PM Response to Reply #7 |
45. That was my thought as well |
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lpbk2713 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:23 PM Response to Original message |
9. They are protecting all of mankind. |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:25 PM Response to Original message |
12. Ummmm -- doesn't this fall under the guise of "bodily functions"??? |
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ramapo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:26 PM Response to Original message |
13. Hard to believe |
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HereSince1628 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:28 PM Response to Original message |
16. Personally, I've had it up to "here" with Bush's shit |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:31 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. LOL! |
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burythehatchet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:32 PM Response to Original message |
20. Gives new meaning to BUSHIT! |
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mod mom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:33 PM Response to Original message |
23. Protecting the world from a possible cloning incident? |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
25. Article: "We need to demand the poop on the President." |
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FatDave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:51 PM Response to Reply #25 |
35. No,leave that to a professional |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 03:33 PM Response to Reply #35 |
44. LOL. |
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Arctic Dave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
26. If you want to think about this here you go. |
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tavalon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 03:39 PM Response to Reply #26 |
46. Not that I ever wanted a job with the secret service, but |
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FatDave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 06:15 PM Response to Reply #26 |
60. So what you're saying is... |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:42 PM Response to Original message |
27. You know, this is some serious shit... |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 09:40 PM Response to Reply #27 |
72. Number 1: I agree with you |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-27-08 06:39 AM Response to Reply #72 |
80. ROFL |
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MADem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:44 PM Response to Original message |
28. Doug Thompson said this four years ago, and everyone, forgive the expression, pooh-poohed it. |
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Dr. Death (639 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:46 PM Response to Original message |
31. He's our very own John Gill |
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FreepFryer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:54 PM Response to Reply #31 |
39. HELL of a reference. Love it. (n/t) |
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Dr. Death (639 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 03:04 PM Response to Reply #39 |
42. Was wondering if anyone would get that. |
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greyghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:48 PM Response to Original message |
33. We brought it up in 2004 but of course the MSM fumbled the ball yet again. |
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tavalon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 03:41 PM Response to Reply #33 |
47. Fumbled? |
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greyghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 11:26 PM Response to Reply #47 |
74. Some of it is incompetence, then there are the corporate owned hacks. |
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tavalon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 11:33 PM Response to Reply #74 |
76. I wish I shared your optimism |
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greyghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 11:58 PM Response to Reply #76 |
78. A big part of the problem is that there are no investigative reporters. |
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elizfeelinggreat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 05:24 PM Response to Reply #33 |
57. YES |
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Eurobabe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:49 PM Response to Original message |
34. He is and has hazardous waste n/t |
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Richard D (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:52 PM Response to Original message |
36. I think the real reason is . . . |
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GCP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:53 PM Response to Original message |
38. What are the logistics of collecting poop and pee |
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FatDave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 02:54 PM Response to Original message |
40. What do you have to do to get put on poop collection detail? |
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Neshanic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 03:02 PM Response to Original message |
41. Notice that kitty litter is hard to obtain in areas he visits? Coinky-dink? I think not. |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 03:06 PM Response to Original message |
43. Not just for him..but for presidents before him too |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 03:56 PM Response to Original message |
48. Maybe they're trying to prevent practitioners of voodoo or santería from |
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niyad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
50. my deepest thanks to all of you, first the OP, and the responders, for |
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TNOE (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 04:03 PM Response to Original message |
51. Maybe he's not even human |
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JBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 04:09 PM Response to Original message |
52. King George's Throne |
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Jester Messiah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
53. Um... because you're -supposed- to clean up when your animal makes a mess? |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 04:27 PM Response to Original message |
54. Here is an ACTUAL explanation |
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seasat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 04:52 PM Response to Original message |
56. The Europeans told him to pack up his shit and get the hell out. |
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Kip Humphrey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 05:36 PM Response to Original message |
58. And they wrestled the turd to the ground... |
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dkofos (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 05:41 PM Response to Original message |
59. And what about the poor SS agent that has to hold the bag for him. |
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RB TexLa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 06:23 PM Response to Original message |
61. They've done that with presidents for a long time. Nothing new. |
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hermetic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 06:26 PM Response to Reply #61 |
62. Oh, don't be |
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lectrobyte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 07:02 PM Response to Reply #61 |
64. Really? Anything's possible, I guess, but why? Thanks. |
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RB TexLa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 07:53 PM Response to Reply #64 |
67. Prevent others from getting it. It's as good as a blood sample. |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 07:11 PM Response to Original message |
65. After * takes a dump, they have to bag it and label it carefully. |
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Beetwasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 07:48 PM Response to Original message |
66. How can he breathe w/ a bag over his head? |
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goclark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 07:53 PM Response to Original message |
68. Is that why he has to ask Condi for permission to go to the bathroom? |
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eShirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 08:03 PM Response to Original message |
70. IIRC it came out that his father was on Prozac |
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Snarkoleptic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 08:46 PM Response to Original message |
71. Enough of this shit...can we please pinch it off? |
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Dan (595 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-26-08 10:43 PM Response to Original message |
73. Nah, you have a devious mind....obviously, |
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MissHoneychurch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-27-08 06:55 AM Response to Original message |
81. OK I am wondering |
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Saphire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-27-08 07:07 AM Response to Original message |
82. I'm wondering what they do with it. Presidential Library maybe? |
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Vickers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-27-08 07:15 AM Response to Original message |
83. C'mon folks, he's not on drugs... |
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Mar-27-08 07:21 AM Response to Original message |
84. ack that picture, and before coffee...eeewwwwwweeee yuck. |
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