What will the made-for-TV biography of G.W. Bush be called?

[Deep13]

Poll question: What will the made-for-TV biography of G.W. Bush be called?

[YOY]

1. "The Idiot Son of an A**hole" should on HBO to cover as much graphic content as would be needed.

The theme song is already written...

[no_hypocrisy]

2. "Less is More"

[gateley]

3. VERY clever and well done! Recommend!!

Thanks for the laugh!

[liberal N proud]

4. All of the above

[Ishoutandscream2]

5. LOL!! They're all great!!

I'm laughing so hard here, tears are running down my face!

[Sanity Claws]

6. The End of an Illusion

Everything about W and the Repubs is an illusion. Their ouster will be a sign that people are waking up out of their slumber and trying to reclaim their lives and reality.

[Demeter]

7. We are truly witnessing the death of our nation.

It's been a long time coming, but Boy George and his cronies and enablers have delivered the coup de grace--and bungled it. Instead of a clean death, we will have years of suffering, poverty and death, unless and until a grassroots regeneration with enough real laws to nip such thieving in the bud builds a newer, better and wiser country.

[oneofthepeople]

11. No, not the nation, Neo-conservatism

That should be the resonating point, and message. I am part of This Nation, You are part of this Nation and Li'l B has proven he is not. America will not be put down by such a small minded man if WE don't allow it. Never give up!

[opihimoimoi]

8. The DECIDER cannot Decide cause he don know right from wrong

He has fucked with the Nation

He don know History....

Future movies of this dude won't be kind to him....at all.

[smokey nj]

9. As Bad as it Gets

[Deep13]

13. Gah-zing!

good one :-)

[Adsos Letter]

10. "The Manchurian Candidate..."

...redux...

[Adsos Letter]

12. ...and with any luck...

...the sequel will be a remake of "Justice at Nuremburg"...starring all of our favorite subjects.

[Deep13]

15. I think they have to do The Fugitive first. nt

[Adsos Letter]

16. lol!!!

Oh, the mind-pictures THAT thought brings up... :rofl:

[nichomachus]

14. Notes on a fascist decade: How the bad guys finally won

Apologies to Jimmy Breslin.

[Wabbajack_]

17. Start Wars!

[Scriptor Ignotus]

18. "Leatherheads"

starring the neo-cons and GWB.

[NRaleighLiberal]

19. "Terms of Enfearment". "Dubya Speaks - Lost in Translation". "Eternal Sunset in the Empty Mind"

[Marr]

20. America Reborn: The Golden Age of Liberty

Television is Wall Street's PA system.

[smoogatz]

21. The Fuck It List

Mr. President, al Qaeda wants to attack us!

Aww, fuck it.

Mr. President, all this deficit spending will wreck the economy!

Aww, fuck it.

Mr. President, spying on Americans is a violation of the 4th amendment!

It's just a piece of paper—fuck it!

Etc.

[Ganja Ninja]

22. "There will be Lies, Lies and More Lies."

A tale of sound and fury told about an idiot.

[Demeter]

23. The True Parallel Is Jerzy Kosinski's "Being There"

Either the book or the film.


Being There was made into a 1979 movie directed by Hal Ashby, starring Peter Sellers. The screenplay was coauthored by Kosinski and the award winning screenwriter Robert C. Jones. It won the 1981 British Academy of Film and Television Arts (Film) Best Screenplay Award, as well as the 1980 Writers Guild of America Award (Screen) for Best Comedy Adapted from Another Medium. It was also nominated for the 1980 Golden Globes Best Screenplay Award (Motion Picture).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerzy_Kosi%C5%84ski

[lpbk2713]

24. "Return to Planet of the Apes"

No. Never mind. That title has already been taken. :eyes:

[Javaman]

25. "my pet goat: the movie". nt

[suston96]

26. "I was a drug and alcohol addict when I was young, and look how I ended up....." nt

[TZ]

27. Very good

but since we all know he's kind of a puppet for Cheney maybe the da boob option that I voted for ought to be really da boob and da dick..:D
Or perhaps even the Puppet Putz...

[gordianot]

28. The ultimate descriptor "Fortunate Son" should be the theme song.

Creedence Clearwater revival in fit of precognition described Bush in the 1970's.

Some folks are born made to wave the flag,
Ooh, theyre red, white and blue.
And when the band plays hail to the chief,
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, lord,

It aint me, it aint me, I aint no senators son, son.
It aint me, it aint me; I aint no fortunate one, no,

Yeah!
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand,
Lord, dont they help themselves, oh.
But when the taxman comes to the door,
Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yes,

It aint me, it aint me, I aint no millionaires son, no.
It aint me, it aint me; I aint no fortunate one, no.

Some folks inherit star spangled eyes,
Ooh, they send you down to war, lord,
And when you ask them, how much should we give?
Ooh, they only answer more! more! more! yoh,

It aint me, it aint me, I aint no military son, son.
It aint me, it aint me; I aint no fortunate one, one.

It aint me, it aint me, I aint no fortunate one, no no no,
It aint me, it aint me, I aint no fortunate son, no no no,


Creedence Clearwater Revival lyrics

[Riddler]

29. Shit floats!

[Deep13]

30. To Have and To Have More

[smokey nj]

31. The Smirk

[Perry Logan]

32. I guess "Greed" is taken.

[ProgressiveFool]

33. Splatter Fart: You Clean it Up /nt

[Deep13]

36. .

:rofl:

[HughBeaumont]

34. The Great American Legacy of Shame.

Why America Continues to Vote For GOPenises Against Their Best Interests: The Bewsh Years.

[Kurovski]

35. "Terra! Terra! Terra!"

I voted "Death of a Nation".

"Long Day's Journey into Shite" seems too much about George rather than the actual outcome of a George.

[Deep13]

37. Shindler's List Gets Hacked by the N.S.A.

[treestar]

38. "Mission Accomplished"

"The Rise and Fall of a Dumbass"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

39. Raging Bull-shit

[Rex]

40. King Minus - How We Went From Hero to Zero.

[pleah]

41. All of the above!

[driver8]

42. How about "War Mongering piece of shit, scumbag"?

Works for me!

[mwb970]

43. "Lost" /nt

[LeftishBrit]

44. I voted for Children of a Lesser Reagan..

but why not adapt a film for TV: "The Madness of King George". And a companion one for his noble ally: "The Blair Witch Project".