Tomorrow the daughter of our "Pro-Family" Conservative "President" will lose her virginity.

[Ian David]

We're all certain that the daughter of George "Abstinence-Only" Bush saved herself for her wedding night, right?

[Stinky The Clown]

1. Oh ... no doubt whatsoever.

Pure as the driven snow, that one.

[hobbit709]

2. The only "virgin" place left on her might be her left ear.

[Indenturedebtor]

31. LOL

Oh the imagery! Make it stop! :rofl:

[knight_of_the_star]

68. You have a vile mind ROFL

:rofl:

Put that in the main body so we have time to get ready for it!

[kath]

3. yeah, and that "emergency operation" she had shortly after Chimpyshit took office really was an

appendectomy. sure it was. really. honest to god, you betcha.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. I'm sure that precious, pure little flower has never been defiled by a man's

...er, whatever.

:rofl:

[Hidey]

5. I heard she was born without a vagina..

That's how seriously she takes abstinence.

Probably have to adopt.

[stevedeshazer]

6. I wanna see the bloody sheet waved outta the Pig Ranch window on CNN

Proof positive of "abstinence-only" sex edumacation.

[LiberalFighter]

12. The won't kill a pig to bloody the sheet?

[LeftyMom]

7. On a related note, I have a large suspension bridge for sale. Older, but well cared for. New paint!

[onehandle]

8. Now that she's "deflowered," she'll be ready to carry a few "Snowflake Babies," right?

If she works hard at it, she could outbaby that 18 kid family of reality show lunatics.

[Firespirit]

9. Uh... what exactly is the point?

Unless Jenna herself has been advocating abstinence-only, where is the hypocrisy here?

[greenbriar]

10. uh being a product of the RW family values ect....

is exactly the point

[Firespirit]

11. So adult children are held hostage to their parents' expressed views?

[Ian David]

29. She's campaigned for him. That makes her endorsing President Blowmonkey's views, yes. n/t

[Firespirit]

34. I've been a campaign operative, and staffer.

I'm 25 and I've never had sex. I'm glad you think it would be acceptable for Republican men to make crude remarks about my vagina, and mock me for not following left-wing (I refuse to call it liberal or progressive) orthodoxy about the "sexual revolution." :eyes:

[BlueIris]

37. ITA. This thread is pathetic. nt

[Duke Newcombe]

17. Ssshhhh...don't ask that here...ruins the fun of "guilt by association" n/t

Duke

[Ian David]

20. She's campaigned for Der Chimpenfuhrer. That makes her a combatant. n/t

[Hippo_Tron]

27. Politicians' kids are off limits until they campaign for their parents

And I don't mean campaigning like posing in photographs or doing TV ads like "my dad is a great guy". I mean like really campaigning for their parents. Jenna and Barbara spoke at the Republican National Convention and campaigned for their father in '04 and I think that opens them up to public scrutiny. Before '04 I'd say that they should have been off limits. Same goes for Chelsea Clinton now that she's campaigning for her mother. Back when her father was President, she should have been off limits.

Bob Corker's kids I think still should remain in that off limits category.

[Ian David]

43. Agreed. Once they speak at the Republican Nuremberg Rally, All Their Vagina Are Belong to Us. n/t

[jazzjunkysue]

54. Silly! All are vaginas are belonged to the GOP.

Get it right!

Actually, I'm surprised that stone cross didn't either melt or burst into flames.

[Ian David]

55. Bye, Bye Virgin Alarm!

[jazzjunkysue]

56. WTF???

I don't know where you got that photo, but it's strangely disturbing, nonetheless.
:scared:

[Ian David]

57. That's from Spaceballs. n/t

[cynatnite]

13. Stupidest. Thread. Ever.

:eyes:

[Ian David]

21. I disagree...

THIS would be the dumbest thread ever...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=222x34726

[cynatnite]

24. Okay, that's first...this one is a definite second, though n/t

[Ian David]

28. Oh, come on. I've started dumber threads than this myself. n/t

[Stinky The Clown]

25. Aaaaaaahahahahahahaha

I missed that.

Priceless.

That needs to be in some Hall of Fame someplace.

[PBS Poll-435]

32. Did you see where the thread was moved to?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Stinky The Clown]

33. Now I did!

:rofl:

I kinda assumed it had gone to the Lounge. That's where everything goes. Glad it went where it did. That's the kinda shit that makes us all look stoopit.

[Ian David]

42. No, I can't read it anymore. I have since put the OP on ignore. n/t

[devilgrrl]

49. You have the OP of that thread any about 1000 + other longtime DUers on ignore.

What's the matter Ian? Don't we live up to your standards of juvenile snark?

[leftchick]

58. no we don't

It is hard work stooping to those standards. And welcome to the Ian Ignore list. I would say it is an honor to be a member! And a relief!

:rofl:

[devilgrrl]

65. The search feature isn't working but I'll post the threads where he put me on "ignore"...

you'll roll your eyes. Guaranteed.

[Ian David]

52. Message #49 is also on my ignore list. Same person I mentioned before or not? n/t

[devilgrrl]

64. No. It isn't.

:hi:

[Mudoria]

71. Point taken

:wtf:

[lonestarnot]

22. Not.

[struggle4progress]

14. Tasteless and childish

[devilgrrl]

47. Not only is this thread childish, the childish OP has half of DU on "ignore"

He's the very definition of childishness.

[tuckessee]

15. Somebody make sure he uses a rubber. n/t

[N4457S]

16. How About...

...mount /dev/jenna ??

No "-f" required here. She's very much willing.

[Pastiche423]

18. Yep! And I did too

(I typed that w/almost a straight face.)

[rzemanfl]

19. See my "display the bloody sheets" post of last night.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3264936

[lonestarnot]

23. And that was funny too.

[Contrary1]

26. I didn't wait for my wedding night.

In fact, that was one night we didn't, uh...do it.

One of my favorite stories to tell. The new hubby didn't like champagne, and well, you see there was this big bottle on ice. I was never one to let anything go to waste.

About midnight, I got an incredible urge for a Frisch's Big Boy sandwich, and sent the horny groom to fetch me one. Meanwhile, I polished off the Asti. Unfortunately, by the time he returned, I was dead to the world and did not hear him pounding on the door of the motel room...the honeymoon suite no less.

So, he had to go to the desk clerk and relay the sad tale that his beloved bride had locked him out.

That was just a hint of things to come. 35 years and we are still together.

[emilyg]

30. Who cares?

What's this obsession with her?

[notfullofit]

35. Why is

that any of our business?

Damn, we were all young once (I was at Woodstock)

[Ian David]

44. Once they speak at the Republican Nuremberg Rally, All Their Vagina Are Belong to Us. n/t

[Indi Guy]

36. Grow the fuck up.....

The ignorance of this OP convicts you of a tabloid mentality (at best).

Please become a Neocon -- so you can speak out of your ass with impunity.

You surely don't represent a genuine thinking American. :puke:

[ladjf]

38. This is a vulgar post. We can do better than this on DU.

[Indi Guy]

39. If the OP were a newbie...

...I wouldn't have been as harsh. He/she should know better than to sink to that level.

This understood, maybe the poster will raise his/her game (I hope).

[Ian David]

41. maybe the poster will raise his/her game (I hope)

Keep hoping...

[devilgrrl]

48. He's got everyone on "ignore" too

The gutless little twerp

[Ian David]

40. No, what's vulgar is if she isn't a virgin, yet campaigned for pResident Abstinence. n/t

[notfullofit]

50. I find your

remarks disgusting.
Are you really one of us? You sound more like one of them.

[Ian David]

53. Maybe I HAVE stepped over the line of good taste and judgment.

If so, I would like to offer a series of typical, Republican-style apologies:

"I apologize to anyone who was offended by my statement." --Trent Lott
archives.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/12/09/lott.comment

"In no way was it meant to demean him, and I'm sorry if he was offended." -- George Allen
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/08/15/ap/politics/mainD8JH4FMG0.shtml

“Once again, to anyone offended by my comments, I’m sorry.” -- John Gibson
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/01/24/gibson-to-anyone-offended-by-my-comments-im-sorry/




Well, that's pretty much the limit of how apologetic I feel.

I'm sorry if you feel offended by my remarks.

[ThomWV]

45. Excellent! Its not childish when its accurate

To hell with the defenders of that obscene family. George and Laura Bush raised this little piece of trash, no one says the picture has been doctored, the sentiment expressed is not misguided. Good for you for posting this. It just points out the vulgarity of the First Family, just another national disgrace.

[Ishoutandscream2]

46. Oh, man, I'm in hysterics!

This is hilarious!

[notfullofit]

59. No,

it shows low class and bad taste.
Not typical (I hope) of DU

[iamthebandfanman]

51. ack who cares!

bad taste posting this ;)

eegad!
not imagery i wanna think about

[JVS]

60. I demand that a bloodied sheet be displayed in the capitol rotunda for all to inspect!

For the honor of America!

[IsItJustMe]

61. LOL

[MonkeyFunk]

62. And this concerns you ... how exactly?

This thread is gross.

[Ian David]

63. Vagina.

I just like saying that word today.

[Regret My New Name]

67. penis!

[Anarchy in Detroit]

66. with a pig face and money...

NOPE she throws those meat curtains around anything

[Ian David]

69. Last night, at about 11:30 PM Crawford Time, the heavens lit up as Jenna Bush lost her virginity...

... and George W. Bush invoked his right of Prima Nocte.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_de_seigneur

Tomorrow, the bloody sheet will be displayed at The National Archives.

[Perry Logan]

70. Actually, when women make love to Republicans, they GAIN virginity.

[Blue_Roses]

72. Dumbest. Thread.So. Far. Today.

grow the fuck up.:eyes:

[Name removed]

73. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[devilgrrl]

74. Welcome to Ian's "ignore" list

How dare you stand up to his infantile behavior. What are you thinking?


;-)