Tattoos of Three Republican Presidents

[jmowreader]

A freeper went to a tattoo artist and asked to have three Republican presidents tattooed on his butt. Unfortunately, he didn't know the tattoo artist was a Democrat.

The artist sketched for about an hour, then came out with his designs.

"On your left cheek I'll put a picture of Abraham Lincoln, our greatest Republican president."

'How about the right cheek?'

"There's where I'll put the picture of Teddy Roosevelt, the hero of San Juan Hill."

'And what about the third Republican president?'

"There's already a perfect likeness of George W. Bush right in the middle."

[Kerrytravelers]

1. Bwaaahhhh... snort...

[rurallib]

2. but it is hard to tell W from his daddy.

[Champion Jack]

3. badda boom....badda bing

[Blue-Jay]

4. The joke would work better without this line:

"Unfortunately, he didn't know the tattoo artist was a Democrat."

That kind of spoils the punchline. Otherwise, it's funny.