W's coming to Redding. How should I "greet" him?

[XemaSab]

:shrug:

[jody]

1. See below!

[Cleita]

6. LOL! I was thinking the same thing. n/t

[Cleita]

9. What I remember of Redding is that it isn't that big of a place.

You should be able to figure out what route his entourage will take. Surprise them, but also have an escape plan. Don't let them arrest you for legitimate protesting.

[ingac70]

2. By farting in his general direction. n/t

[newmajority]

3. I'd answer that question

But I don't have time for a visit from Agent Mike and his pals tonight.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

4. Explosive diarrhea

is always a nice touch. Especially if you find yourself standing next to him.

[Gormy Cuss]

5. Make up a placard:

All the Bushes Around Here
Are Showing Their Ashes Too.

[XemaSab]

8. Oooh, that's a good one

I was thinking a simple W with a line through it spray-painted on the bathtub ring at Shasta Lake, right where he'll see it.

[LeftyMom]

7. Full moon?

[Canuckistanian]

10. I suppose heavy ordnance is out of the question

But a giant banner might be prudent.

[Captain Hilts]

11. Naked? nt

[tularetom]

12. Make him watch the ads for that lawyer that comes on TV there

absolutely the most obnoxious TV lawyer ads I've ever seen. If that doesn't work turn off the AC in his limo. He won't stay long.

[XemaSab]

21. Even worse:

The Redding channel. x(

[kenny blankenship]

13. So long & thanks for all the bankruptcies, foreclosures and wars.

[lynettebro440]

14. With your middle finger

awh hell use both middle fingers

[Diane R]

15. Greet him like I did; the one finger salute.

[islandmkl]

16. "I can't stand 4 more years of this crap!!"

McCain = Bush

[cherokeeprogressive]

17. Tomatoes? Eggs? Balloons filled with paint?

Then :hide:

[ColbertWatcher]

18. How about a sign that says, "War Criminals are not welcome in Redding" ? n/t

[Greyhound]

19. Can you projectile vomit on cue? n/t

[Mrs. Overall]

20. Why will he be in Redding?? And when??

My entire family lives in that area. My mom is in Redding, a brother in Anderson, a brother in Palo Cedro, a sister in Burney. I think all of them voted for him, twice...we have lots of political arguments....

[XemaSab]

22. He'll be looking at the damage from the fires

:eyes:

[and-justice-for-all]

23. 2 middle fingers where he can see them...nt

[zbdent]

24. Big postcard ... "Wish you weren't here ..."

[Contrary1]

25. Stand somewhere with a friend away from the crowd.

I would love a replay of Chucklenuts waving furiously, and not getting a response.

[stevedeshazer]

26. Heat and smoke. You don't have to do a thing.

Seriously, just show up. Carry a sign. See if you can get within a couple of blocks.

Where in Redding is he scheduled to appear? Is it actually open to the public?

That would be a first.

[SmileyRose]

27. Don't, and encourage everyone else not to also. He deserves to be shunned.

if congress won't send him back to Crawford (or the Hague) then we will have to shun him ourselves.