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jab105 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 11:18 PM
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Help me with answer to bogus Jay Leno email
I grew up Southern Baptist, and because of that, my childhood friends (wonderful people) insist on sending me bogus crap all the time...weird, cause I never do it to them...

ANyways, usually I ignore it, today, I didn't feel like ignoring it, so this is my response...but I want some help...this is a girl I've known since I was 13, she is a single mom working full time - with 2 kids living with her parents for the last 5 years because she couldn't afford to get her own place...

I think she wants to see the world and the US as the best, and doesn't care much about politics, but when she sends this stuff to so many people, it just needs a response...I dont want to be harsh, but I want to make the girl realize that its wrong...

Help and comments appreciated...

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MY RESPONSE:

You should check out snopes before forwarding stuff...
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/hitnail.asp

To be brief:

1. I would hope that we all want our country to strive to be better than simply having "comforts"...and there are many in this country who don't have those comforts listed...
2. I don't think the reasons given are why many around the world dislike Americans (check out foreign policy)
3. The rest is a defense of Bush, and putting blame for his bad poll numbers on the media...I'm not going there...

Anyways, this email has been circulating for years. It has been credited to Jay Leno, George Carlin, David Letterman, among others...
It is hard to take an "speech" seriously which doesn't even have the proper author credited. That would only be done because they know that they need a big name to carry weight, because what they have to say is would otherwise not be given much credibility.

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Original emaiL:

Subject: Jay Leno on President Bush (Surprising)




Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see....




As most of you know I am not a President Bush fan, nor have I ever been, but this is not about Bush, it is about us, as Americans, and it seems to hit the mark

'The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some Poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right?

The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the President. In essence 2/3 of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, 'What are we so unhappy about?''




A.. Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 Days a week?




B.. Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter?




C.. Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job?




D.. Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year?




E.. Maybe it is the ability to drive our cars and trucks from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean without having to present identification papers as we move through each state?




F.. Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would find along the way that can provide temporary shelter?




G.. I guess having thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from around the world is just not good enough either.




H. Or could it be that when we wreck our car, emergency workers show up and provide services to help all and even send a helicopter to take you to the hospital.




I.. Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home.




J.. You may be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire, a group of trained firefighters will appear in moments and use top notch equipment to extinguish the flames, thus saving you, your family, and your belongings.




K.. Or if, while at home watching one of your many flat screen TVs, a burglar or prowler intrudes, an officer equipped with a gun and a bullet-proof vest will come to defend you and your family against attack or loss.




L.. This all in the backdrop of a neighborhood free of bombs or militias raping and pillaging the residents. Neighborhoods where 90% of teenagers own cell phones and computers.




M.. How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we enjoy that are the envy of everyone in the world?




Maybe that is what has 67% of you folks unhappy.




Fact is, we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the world has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S. , yet has a great disdain for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most blessed people in the world who do nothing but complain about what we don't have, and what we hate about the country instead of thanking the good Lord we live here.




I know, I know. What about the president who took us into war and has no plan to get us out? The president who has a measly 31 percent approval rating? Is this the same president who guided the nation in the dark days after 9/11? The president that cut taxes to bring an economy out of recession? Could this be the same guy who has been called every name in the book for succeeding in keeping all the spoiled ungrateful brats safe from terrorist attacks? The commander in chief of an all-volunteer army that is out there defending you and me?




Did you hear how bad the President is on the news or talk show? Did this news affect you so much, make you so unhappy you couldn't take a look around for yourself and see all the good things and be glad? Think about it......are you upset at the President because he actually caused you personal pain OR is it because the 'Media' told you he was failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day. Make no mistake about it.




The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your freedom. There is currently no draft in this country. They didn't have to go. They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a ''general'' discharge, an 'other than honorable'' discharge or, worst case scenario, a ''dishonorable'' discharge after a few days in the brig.




So why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of Americans?




Say what you want but I blame it on the media. If it bleeds it leads and they specialize in bad news. Everybody will watch a car crash with blood and guts. How many will watch kids selling lemonade at the corner? The media knows this and media outlets are for-profit corporations. They offer what sells, and when criticized, try to defend their actions by 'justifying' them in one way or another. Just ask why they tried to allow a murderer like O.J. Simpson to write a book about how he didn't kill his wife, but if he did he would have done it this way......Insane!










Turn off the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of your bird cage. Then start being grateful for all we have as country. There is exponentially more good than bad. We are among the most blessed people on Earth and should thank God several times a day, or at least be thankful and appreciative.' 'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, 'Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?'

Jay Leno




Please keep this in circulation. There are so many people who need to read this and grasp the truth of it all


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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 11:22 PM
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1. Your response is good. I hate gettng those damn letters.
I always REPLY ALL, and include the link to SNOPES.COM after writing that the entire note is crap.
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verges Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 11:39 PM
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2. The poll asks about the direction the country is headed.
The "letter" talks about a snapshot of how things are. People are unhappy because we are moving away from that snapshot. Many of the points the "letter" speaks of could very easily be lost altogether or become the privilage of the wealthy. And that is heading in the wrong direction.
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jab105 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 12:01 AM
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5. Great point - thanks!
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spag68 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 11:42 PM
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3. I've had that one show up also
Jay Leno is a republican through and through. He should just go to his garage with the 200 or so fancy cars and STFU
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jab105 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 12:00 AM
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4. It wasn't by Leno though...
From what I can tell it was written by World Net Daily...
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 01:04 AM
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6. Snopes is your friend.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/hitnail.asp

This was debunked years ago, it seems to be making a comeback with a few changes this year.
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 05:43 AM
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7. I would ask anyone who sent me this stupid email:
"Do you really think Jay Leno would write something advocating TURNING OFF YOUR TV?"

Idiots.
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