Official Nickname Poll: What is the best nickname for Sarah Palin?

[Celebration]

Poll question: Official Nickname Poll: What is the best nickname for Sarah Palin?

The pressure is on since Michelle Malkin made this thread a feature--

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3904110

See

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3905666&mesg_id=3905666

What I am going for is not about how horrible she is, or a bad person, and certainly not anything about her kids. I'm looking for something cute that conveys the message to the average person that, as far as her having the potential to be president

PALIN IS A JOKE

Republicans have always been good at framing things (eg: "inventing the internet") and, while not the most intellectual exercise, framing is important.

Don't feel bad if I left out your favorite nickname. I only have ten options on this poll. Some were too long, etc. And some weren't my sense of humor. Just check other and add comments. Oh, I had to leave out some good ones. But it was a good exercise to reduce these to ten.

[LSparkle]

1. "Caribou Barbie" made me laugh out loud this a.m. -- thanks Momma Steph!

[wryter2000]

11. One of their bloggers thought it up

Too damned funny. :rofl:

[EFerrari]

30. No that was me on a thread by SLAD. And I bring it up

for my friends who think I don't want to go after this Half Baked Alaskan. :)

[LSparkle]

2. Delete -- dupe

[Lithos]

Thought the FBI/SS had the best line

Northern Exposure.... after all McCain's got no clothes and that Northern daft, I mean draft, is a wee bit chilly.

[ClassWarrior]

3. Spiro Igloo is clever, but I like Sarah Failin'... as in...

...McCain Failin'.

NGU.

[realisticphish]

4. Caribou Barbie

i mean, come on, i can't say it without laughing

[HereSince1628]

5. Ex-running mate.

[JuniperLea]

6. I think it was LynneSin I saw this morning calling her Daniella Quale...

It's right on so many levels!

Now get in there, Sarah, and for God's sake don't try to spell anything!

When I heard people comparing her to Hillary, I thought, Sarah Palin Pales In Comparison to Hillary!

[Agent William]

7. I like mine the best...

Sarah PHalin

The first and last name kind of flow, $arah Phalin, catchy!

Also all one has to do to deface a sign or sticker is to insert the "h".

[dipsydoodle]

8. Well she'll soon be Palin'

into insignificance.

[Brigid]

9. Caribou Barbie.

That one is great! :rofl:

[Freddie Stubbs]

10. The Naughty Librarian

[mnhtnbb]

12. I like Yukon Barbie.

[wryter2000]

13. We ought to be able to think up something with Cruella in it.

Cruella McBlunderbuss?

[cabbage08]

14. LOL

[Buck Laser]

15. I kinda like "Moose Lady."

[Celebration]

16. Kick! (for the night crowd)

It looks like a runaway, but I want more people to vote and support this before I call it officially closed.

[Beam Me Up]

17. Other: "Granny Lovechild" n/t

[salin]

18. Other: Train Wreck.

[asdjrocky]

19. In our house we just call her...

Shitforbrains. It's catchy.

[maui9002]

20. The Mom from Mooseville*

[Mad_Dem_X]

21. I chose Caribou Barbie, but...

I think Barbie has more brains.

[Greyhound]

22. Heard "Caribou Barbie" 3 or 4 days ago and it is still funny, this is the one! n/t

[Fluffdaddy]

23. Caribou Barbie............Take that Anchor Baby

[beac]

24. Spiro Igloo because no one can claim it's sexist. n/t

[gulliver]

25. Quaylin...soon to be bailin' n/t

[krispos42]

26. They are all funny!

I voted for "Caribou Barbie".

:rofl:

[Matariki]

27. Princess Falin

[SteppingStone]

28. Safari Sarah!

She looks so loverly drenched in blood.

[ColbertWatcher]

29. This election is about McCain, that is why I prefer Anna Nicole Palin.