Strangest CNN poll ever.

[NEDem]

Would you eat Ben & Jerry's ice cream if it were made with human milk?

http://www.cnn.com

[rucky]

1. Response to a PETA ad.

Funny shit.

[NEDem]

2. Ok, I just found the article it refers to

http://www.wptz.com/news/17539127/detail.html

[prayin4rain]

3. no, it would be too expensive. n/t

[anigbrowl]

5. What has that got to to do with whether you would eat it?

The question is would you put it in your mouth, not would you put it on your shopping list.

[prayin4rain]

9. oh you're so right

thank you for pointing out my error. i didn't realize the poll said if they were giving it away for free. my response was not meant as a joke, it was a serious answer for a very serious question. thank god you set me straight. yes if someone gave it to me for free to eat... then i would. thanks again for catching that, how embarrassing for me.

[anigbrowl]

11. Excellent. You can repeat vote, so this is your opportunity.

So far my efforts are bearing fruit, and we have managed to push it up to 12%. This is at least as tweakable as any other poll, so I urge everyone to vote yes, vote early, and vote often.

Practical? Ethical? Who cares? I just want to freak people out with surreal poll results.

[anigbrowl]

4. Fuck yeah :-)

[Demeter]

6. It Wouldn't Taste Like Anything

Mother's milk has very little cream in it.

Goat's milk is acceptable, though. I've made ice cream with that. But only fresh.

[dark forest]

7. Not a chance

I won't eat pureed green peas, either. Or Broccoli of any stripe.

Besides, where are they going to get all these women who are willing to be milked like cows?

[Tunkamerica]

18. alt.fetish.cow-ladies n/t

[Flabbergasted]

8. Yes, most everyone would eventually. nt

[liberalhistorian]

10. Whoa! Now that is one of the creepiest

pics I have EVER seen!!!!!

[eauclaireliberal]

12. What in the hell?

They are really running out of ideas for polls. That what must happens when the real issues are being ignored.

[anigbrowl]

14. Online polls are meaningless anyway

In fact, I think they're so stupid that they are better reserved for equally trivial and meaningless topics like this one.

[LeftyMom]

13. That's way less weird than making it with the milk of another species.

But, being an adult and long since weaned, I don't need or want the milk of any species.

[Indenturedebtor]

15. What about cheese?

How could you possibly resist cheese?

I would probably drink my wife's breast milk if I was starving to death but that's about where it ends.

If they did relese a flavor would they call it "Grapes of Wrath?" :P

[LeftyMom]

16. It's easy to resist something that smells like rot with a hint of feet.

:D

[Indenturedebtor]

17. Ack I wasn't talking about breast cheese!

:P What about a nice colby? Or a pepperjack? Mmmmm :yum:

[LeftyMom]

19. Uh, that is breast cheese.

It's just another animal's breastmilk. Which is pretty darn nasty, when you think about it.

[Indenturedebtor]

20. I guess it is kinda nasty when you think about it hahahaha

Not as nasty as stirfried chicken anus though. Yes people do eat that!