Now that the debate is on...8 questions the corporate media can softball to McSame

[tjwash]

1)You have just received a report on your desk from the CIA detailing how terrorists have smuggled a loose nuke into Los Angeles and plan to detonate it under the Shrine Auditorium at 4:30 pm Thursday. How could the Democrats have allowed this to happen?

2) China has just pulled all of their investments out of the U.S. stock market, and Kuwait has liquidated the 100 billion in U.S. Treasury bonds that they hold. This has caused a market crash the likes have never been seen in our country; why didn’t all the labor unions voluntarily fold months beforehand so that we could have avoided this catastrophe?

3) The health care crisis is worse than it has ever been. There are a record high number of people with no health insurance, and medical costs are unaffordable by middle class Americans. What can we do about all the deadbeats that intentionally keep getting sick and injured just so they can keep abusing the system and making the insurance companies look bad?

4) The war on terror in the Middle East has taken a sudden turn for the worst. You desperately want to use nuclear weapons on every country in the Middle East except for Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, the UAE, and Israel. Unfortunately, every country in Europe, and Asia have formed the largest coalition ever seen in history, and are planning an invasion on United States soil while simultaneously embargoing economic support and trade. Why did the Democrats in Congress force you into this position in the first place?

5) Education in the United States is falling apart. We are graduating more people that can’t read at a high school level then ever before. Inner city high schools have more acts of random violence than ever before, and qualified teachers are quitting to go to the private sector because they can no longer live on the meager salaries that they are paid. Can you explain exactly how the ACLU in partnership with Islamic extremists could let all of this to happen by removing forced prayer out of our public schools?

6)I love your shirt, especially the tie. The 900 dollar shoes are an exceptionally nice touch. Can you explain once again, that because fannie-mae and the rest of your donors can afford to buy you a seven thousand dollar ensemble, that a little 8 year old girl in Bangladesh now has a nice job, and place to sleep now?

7) You went on the record before saying that we need to build a giant fence around the entire country to keep out illegal immigrants, however most of your campaign contributors businesses have acquired extremely high profits because they hire illegal immigrants under the table to do the work at a fraction of the cost that….OK, WHO THE HELL PUT THIS ONE IN HERE??

8)Do you think it is possible for you to look even REMOTELY as good in a codpiece as GW Bush did?


**A BONUS QUESTION TO GIVE TO PALIN**

1)California has recently passed legislation allowing same sex marriage. What should the prayer for Jesus to smite all of them in his infinite mercy sound like?

[valerief]

1. LOL!!! These sound like bona fide debate questions nowadays unfortunately.

:rofl:

[tjwash]

2. I know...sad isn't it?

:shakes head:

[Taverner]

3. "When you were a POW, how many times did you think about God? Did he smile at you?"

[tjwash]

4. "god smiles at all POW's, unless they are brown of skin, or middle eastern of origin"

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