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liberalitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 11:25 AM
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Palin Haiku
Palin knows not truth
Neo-con cavefish campaigns
Lying as she goes

Your turn....
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 11:27 AM
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1. Ok
Please please please please please
Please please please please please please please
Dear god please! Not her.
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liberalitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 11:30 AM
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2. I suppose your reference to God was your nature reference?
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 11:33 AM
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4. Spinoza's god.
;)
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ProgressiveFool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 11:33 AM
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3. Furry animals
Furry animals
Get in line with John McCain
Or I will shoot you.
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 11:38 AM
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5. *
Low brain, high heels, wink
Suddenly Dan Quayle don't look
So dumb? You betcha!
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 11:39 AM
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6. A few
Flight of ideas
Tossed word salad, no dressing
Palin is cuckoo

Million silly words
The question goes unanswered
"I'm too smart for you."

Beehive hair, lipstick
Fancy square glasses, cost much
Can't hide foolish mind.

Five kids, silly names
Pregnant daughter, punky son
Ready for Springer.
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 11:50 AM
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7. mine
Ugly on inside
lipstick on a pig
Go home
to Alaska
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OmmmSweetOmmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 11:56 AM
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8. Brilliant smile, those winks
Edited on Tue Oct-07-08 12:00 PM by OmmmSweetOmmm
beneath her Barbie facade
fatal attraction
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LeftishBrit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 11:58 AM
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9. Such a right-wing nut
The Ayatollah Palin
Danger to the world!


For the sake of all,
Never let this idiot be
One heartbeat away!


Agnew, Quayle, Cheney -
Bad right-wing running mates-
Palin could be worse.
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LeftHander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 12:42 PM
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10. Pale Wind
ice wind sweeps the land
deeply inhale the cold air
freedom blows away
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Ishoutandscream2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 12:47 PM
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11. Damn, no kidding. You guys are so good!
Laughing my ass off!! What creative minds there are on DU.
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 01:00 PM
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12. Alllrighty then
I smile so brightly
While I backstab you fiercely
My Alaskan friends

Pregnant teen and drugs
My family is so much
Better than yours is

Cheat on my husband
Then on Sunday pray in Church
God loves me always

Licks lips like horny tart
Cheap come-on in dark dirty bar
I will not succumb
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marions ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 01:22 PM
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13. OK
Infinitely programmable
Miss Wasilla does Washington
In God's personal black Suburban
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 01:32 PM
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14. Ode to Moose-olini II
She's a hockey mom!
No, she's a lipsticked pit bull!
Either way, scary.
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