OMG! An "Atoning for Our Previous Scams" scam email! Nigeria, naturally.

[DemoTex]

NOTICE:

OFFICE OF THE ACCOUNTANT GENERAL FEDERATION OF NIGERIA.
DESK OF: ALHAJI. IBRAHIM. H. DANKWAMBO
E-MAIL: [e-mail]
TEL: [phone]


ARE YOU A VICTIM OF SCAM?

THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA BY THE ORDER OF THE PRESIDENT ARE SET TO REBUILD THE FEDERATION INTERNATIONAL IMAGE,



THE HOUSE OF SENATE AFTER SERIES OF MEETING, HAVE DECIDED TO COMPENSATE ALL SCAMMED VICTIMS BY NIGERIANS 419NERS THROUGH THE APEX BANK; BASED ON THE OUT COME OF THE ACCOUNTANT GENERAL RECOMMENDATION.

I ALHAJI. IBRAHIM. H. DANKWAMBO, THE ACCOUNTANT GENERAL OF THE FEDERATION, HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED BY THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT TO PERSONALLY HANDLE THIS PROJECT TAGGED THE NEW FACE OF NIGERIA.


WITH THE POWER VESTED UPON ME BY THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERATION OF NIGERIA, ALL SCAMMED VICTIMS WITH FACTS OF PROVE WILL RECEIVE 75% OF THEIR LOST MONEY.

HAVE YOU BEEN SCAMMED BY A NIGERIAN?



HAVE YOU IN ANY TRANSACTION TRANSFERRED ANY SUM OF MONEY TO ANY INDIVIDUAL LIVING IN NIGERIA?


IF YES!

PRESENT YOUR PROVE IN DOCUMENTS. (BANK
PAYMENTS SLIPS)

IF YES!

ATTACH ALL COPIES OF YOUR PAST CORRESPONDENCE.


THE SENATE HOUSE HAS APPROVED MY SIGNATORY IN RECOMMENDATION TO REPORT MY FINDINGS TO THE GOVERNOR OF THE APEX BANK FOR IMMEDIATE COMPENSATION OF 75% OF THE TOTAL MONEY LOST.

THE GOVERNOR OF THE APEX BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN). MONITORS AND CONTROLS THE AFFAIRS OF ALL BANKS AND FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS IN NIGERIA


HE IS THE FINAL SIGNATORY TO ANY TRANSFER WITHIN BANKS BOTH ON LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL LEVELS.

I ADVICE THAT YOU CONFIRM THE AUTHORITY VESTED ON HIM BY THE CONSTITUTION OF THE FEDERATION OF NIGERIA THROUGH THE WEB PAGE BELOW.


CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA DECREE
DECREE NO 24 OF 1991
LAWS OF THE FEDERATION OF NIGERIA
http://www.nigeria-law.org/CentralBankOfNigeriaDecree.htm

RESPOND WITH ALL YOUR FACTS OF PROVE THROUGH THIS EMAIL ID: [e-mail]

BEST REGARDS,

ALHAJI. IBRAHIM. H. DANKWAMBO
ACCOUNTANT GENERAL OF THE FEDERATION OF NIGERIAN

WEB: http://www.devtechsys.com/services/NigeriaAccountantGeneral.cfm
TEL: [phone]

Mother of All Nigerian Scams! Bwaa haa haa haa!

:rofl:

[jobycom]

1. Let's see if we can get the trillion Bush spent on the Nigerian forgeries!

:rofl: Yeah, I know it was Niger and not Nigeria, but with Bush as president, why be specific?

[Sabriel]

2. Credit where credit is due.

It's both ingenious and persevering. Not to mention hilarious.

[InternalDialogue]

3. The MetaScam™

Evil, but brilliant.

[dipsydoodle]

4. Never give up do they.

Make some coffee and read the expoits of a scam baiter : http://www.419eater.com/html/john_boko.htm

Never ceases to crack me up - getting some idiot to make hardwood copies of Wallace and Gromit on a sofa and a full size wooden computer keyboard. :rofl:

[Marrah_G]

6. I laugh my ass off everytime I read that site.

[RebelOne]

7. Check out this site. Just as funny if not funnier.

htttp://thescambaiter.com

[dipsydoodle]

9. You might know the origin of the name

Derek Trotter aka Del Boy although anyone english would. He's the guy in Only Fools and Horses. Short clip here :
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_IBgk05iL3Y&feature=related

[PatSeg]

10. You have ruined my entire day!

I have been on that site for hours and can't stop reading. The stories are absolutely hysterical. Someone needs to make a movie about Scambaiters - they are true heroes and endlessly entertaining!

Gee, I didn't know wood could shrink during shipping like that. My, my who would have thought?

[anigbrowl]

5. That's ****ing awesome. I have to hand it to these guys.

If they manage to collect any money on that one, they deserve to keep it.

[bluedonkey]

8. What are you saying...

it's a scam?
I just got an email from the FBI telling me it's legit! :)

TextROBERT MUELLER III
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
Email: [e-mail]
FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET

ATTENTION:

We believe this notification meets you in a very good present state of mind and health. We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United states of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) as regards to your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly.

We will find a way to fix a schedule for you to come to our head-quarter in Washington DC to enable us advise you on what to do, but meanwhile you are further advised to be contacting us via email for now because we are having various investigations that we are working on now. Keep everything regarding to your transaction confidential for security reasons and note that we have not informed the local FBI department in your state regarding this matter because we want to keep everything secret until your fund is been transferred to you accordingly. We the FBI have purposely create an email in order for us to contact you personally and our phone codes departments are not aware of this new improvement,so don't call our service line regarding this email, soon we will provide you with a line you can call for more information about this contract winning funds.

For the main time we the Federal Bureau of Investigation Washington DC will be helping you to monitor all the transaction with the Central Bank of Nigeria. we want you to have in mind that we are trying to protect you because your inheritance fund that is about to be transferred to you is a large amount of money, and we will advise you not to inform any one about this transaction until the corresponding bank have successfully transferred your inheritance fund.

It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund without any further delay.Having said all this, we will further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office accordingly as we will be monitoring all their services with you as well as your correspondence at all level.

In addendum, also be informed that we recently had a meeting with the Executive Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, in the person of Prof. Chukwuma Soludo and Mr. Kingsley Agwor along with some of the top officials of the Ministry regarding your case and they made us to understand that your file has been held in abase depending on when you personally come for the claim. They also told us that the only problem they are facing right now is that some unscrupulous element are using this project as an avenue to scam innocent people off their hard earned money by impersonating the Executive Governor and the Central Bank office.

We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Joan C. Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also presented to them all the necessary documentations evidencing your claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about US$12,500,000.00 (twelve million five hundred thousand united states dollars),but the Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally before the go ahead on wiring your fund to the Bank informations which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady so that was the main reason why they contacted us so as to assist them in making the investigations.

They further informed us that we should warn our dear citizens who must have been informed of the contract payment which was awarded to them from the Central Bank of Nigeria, to be very careful prior to this irregularities so that they don't fall victim to this ugly circumstance. And should in case you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria, you are further advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest and then contact immediately the real office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) only with the below informations accordingly:

NAME: MR. KINGSLEY AGWOR
OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria, Central Business
District,Cadastral Zone, Abuja,
Federal Capital Territory,
Nigeria.

TEL: 011-234-8088154493


Email: [e-mail]

NOTE:
In your best interest, any message that doesn't come from the above official email address and phone numbers should not be replied to and should be disregarded accordingly for security reasons. Meanwhile, we will advise that you
contact the Central Bank office immediately with the above email address and request that they attend to you payment file as directed so as to enable you receive your contract fund accordingly.

Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedures as regards to the transfer of your fund to you as designated. Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking terms, so delay could be very dangerous. Once again, we will advise that you contact them with the above email address and make sure you forward to them all the necessary informations which they may require from you prior to the release of your fund to you accordingly.

All modalities has already been worked out even before you were contacted and note that we will be monitoring all your dealings with them as you proceed so you don't have anything to worry about. All we require from you henceforthis an update so as to enable us be on track with you and the Central Bank of Nigeria. Without wasting much time, will want you to contact them immediately with the above email address so as to enable them attend to your case accordingly without any further delay as time is already running out.Should incase you need any more informations in regards to this notification,feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected and you have received your contract fund as stated.Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this
matter.

Best Regards,
Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA
Email:[e-mail]

[nadinbrzezinski]

11. WOW... mueller uses a COM address!

dead give away!

:hi:

Hillarious

[Winterblues]

12. I'm done with these guys. they still haven't sent me my 21 million dollars

After I sent them all the information they said they needed. Bank Account numbers and social security number and all other proof of identity I have. Does anyone know how long it takes to get my millions?