Obama should walk out on the debate stage with a fire extinguisher...

[hootinholler]

and just set it by his podium.

McCane or Brokaw will ask why the extinguisher?

He can answer it's for John's pants.

-Hoot

[damntexdem]

1. LOL!

[RayOfHope]

2. Sweet. That's a good one. n/t

[hootinholler]

5. Thanks! n/t

[opihimoimoi]

3. and he should shine on the John...never even looking at 'im...nary a glance nor any eye contact

only a smirk or two followed by a subtle smile....

That would tick off the John....

and refer to him as "McFlush".....

[ThePhoenix]

4. Chuck Brodsky - Liar Liar Pants On Fire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loEuXK0AVpY

Liar Liar, Pants On Fire
See You Squirm, See You Perspire
Not A Word You Say Is True
There's Never Been One Out Of You

Smoke And Mirrors, Bait And Switch
You And Your Friends Are Getting Rich
Picking Pockets, And Pulling Strings
And Other More Despicable Things

Liar Liar, Pants On Fire
Preaching Only To The Choir
Photo Op In Front Of The Steeple
How Did You Manage To Fool These People?

You Talk The Lingo, Dress The Part
Even Put Your Hand Over Your Heart
Bomber Jacket, Emperor's Clothes
You Can't Even Reach The End Of Your Nose

Liar Liar,Pants On Fire
Chain Of Command Doesn't Get Any Higher
Orders Come Down From The Top
Punish The Guy That Pushes The Mop

Throw Away The Key And Forget About Bail
The Likes Of You Ought To Rot In Jail
Guilty! Guilty Of The Highest Crimes
And The Lowest Ones At The Very Same Time

Liar Liar, Pants On Fire
Teleprompter, A Hidden Wire
Who's This God That Speaks To You
Who Would Authorize The Things You Do?

Bend The Rules, Twist The Facts
Make Excuses, Cover Your Tracks
Why Won't You Let Anybody See
The Flag-Draped Coffins On TV?

Liar Liar, You Been Found Out
Whistleblowers Talked About
How You Classify And You Cook The Books
For The Benefit Of A Bunch Of Crooks

Liar Liar, Pants On Fire

Liar Liar, Your Pants Are On Fire

Liar Liar, Your Pants Are On Fire

Liar Liar, Pants On Fire

Liar Liar

You Are Liar Liar

[knitter4democracy]

6. I was thinking he'd need it for when McCain spontaneously combusts.

That guy's temper is going to incinerate him some day.