I got those Dow Jones blues

[trof]

Down to the bottom of my shoes
(oh yeah)
Now I got nothin' left to lose
I got those Dow Jones blues
(sing it daddy)

My baby needs new shoes
And man I needs me some booze
But we got nothin' left to lose
We got those low down dirty
Hurty, hurty, hurty
Those mean ol' Dow Jones blues

I had a 401-K
But now it's gone away
And I'm afraid it's gonna stay
Ain't comin' back no way
Them lousy Dow Jones blues

Feel free to add your own verses.
:-(

[rzemanfl]

1. Ah, for the days when we picketed Dow and made fun of keeping

up with the Joneses.

[trof]

2. Whut are ya? Sum kinda hippy?

;-)

[rzemanfl]

3. An old one, I was on TV in college because I got up from the

group of people seated on the floor of Mitchell Hall protesting the Dow recruiter and ended up with the camera on me. I had to go out and feed the parking meter. I was a dangerous radical in those days, but almost never got a parking ticket.