THIS is what needs to happen to every Diebold voting machine:

[Rocknrule]

[liberalmuse]

1. LOL!

I want a piece of that action!

[MonteLukast]

2. LOL

:argh:

:popcorn:

:rofl: :rofl:

[DIKB]

3. Yeah, I'd be like Michael Bolton

getting so mad that I end up punching the machines.

[windoe]

4. Nice fantasy--reprogram the machines to count the crimes committed the last 8 years,

and in my fantasy every voter would demand a paper ballot, and the votes counted by the citizenry. Dreaming is what I do.

[machI]

5. Theft by DieBold

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[Laelth]

6. I tell poll workers here in Macon, GA, that they should all be thrown into the Ocmulgee River.

But I'd settle for your solution.

:dem:

-Laelth

[TooRaLoo]

7. Hahaha!

Love this!

[malaise]

8. I agree. Isn't that from one of the funniest movies of all time

Office Space. I must have seen that a dozen times over the years and still laugh.