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burythehatchet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:46 PM Original message |
i need my DU family right about now ***SATIRE*** |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:49 PM Response to Original message |
1. I hate sweet potatoes too! |
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Bicoastal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:50 PM Response to Original message |
2. wow...i must have had my sarcasm detector off. |
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plaintiff (418 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:50 PM Response to Original message |
3. It's a good thing he didn't have one of those giant economy size prune juices! |
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SoCalNative (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:50 PM Response to Original message |
4. I hope you made a report |
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Warpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:51 PM Response to Original message |
5. Was there a witness? |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:52 PM Response to Reply #5 |
11. BRUSH UP ON YOUR READING COMPREHENSION SKILLZ NOW! |
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Jackpine Radical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:55 PM Response to Reply #11 |
21. What's your problem? |
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Lex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:58 PM Response to Reply #21 |
32. I think the OP is joking. |
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Jackpine Radical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:02 PM Response to Reply #32 |
44. To quote myself, "Duh." |
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Lex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:11 PM Response to Reply #44 |
56. I have several Duh moments a day! |
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eleny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:58 PM Response to Reply #11 |
29. . |
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Lex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:59 PM Response to Reply #29 |
38. Wellllll |
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eleny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:02 PM Response to Reply #38 |
43. bad things have happened to duers in the past |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:04 PM Response to Reply #43 |
47. The satire smilie takes all the fun out of it |
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burythehatchet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:09 PM Response to Reply #43 |
53. I'm sorry, eleny. Satire is becoming very difficult. |
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Lex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:09 PM Response to Reply #43 |
54. Eh, too easy. |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:03 PM Response to Reply #29 |
45. I hate it when people edit posts before I read them |
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Lex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:10 PM Response to Reply #45 |
55. She was getting shitty with you because she was confused. |
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eleny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:15 PM Response to Reply #55 |
59. Welcome to my ignore list - walk the plank |
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Lex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:18 PM Response to Reply #59 |
63. Well, if it makes you feel better about yourself |
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eleny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:14 PM Response to Reply #45 |
58. I admoished you for being a jerk towards Warpy |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-24-08 01:40 PM Response to Reply #58 |
68. You call that an admonishment? |
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Warpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:37 PM Response to Reply #11 |
65. LEARN TO READ "EDITED" |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:43 PM Response to Reply #65 |
67. The subject line was edited at 7:11 PM, I mde my post at 6:52 PM |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:51 PM Response to Original message |
6. Get Him Charged With Assault And Battery |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:16 PM Response to Reply #6 |
60. How about "A Salt & Dead Battery"? |
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lynettebro440 (950 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:41 PM Response to Reply #60 |
66. You made me laugh and pop came out my nose |
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NV Whino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:51 PM Response to Original message |
7. So sorry |
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Debau2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:51 PM Response to Original message |
8. Can you file charges against him? |
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Warpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:54 PM Response to Reply #8 |
17. Exactly why I said FILE CHARGES |
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ThatsMyBarack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:51 PM Response to Original message |
9. Good vibes for you! |
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rubberducky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:52 PM Response to Original message |
10. I feel sssooo sad for you. |
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babylonsister (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:52 PM Response to Original message |
12. I know you can't make this stuff up, or can you? |
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Jackpine Radical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:53 PM Response to Original message |
13. Are you physically injured? Do you need medical care? |
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:53 PM Response to Original message |
14. me thinks you have the basis for a hate crime prosecution. Make the bastard pay |
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foxfeet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:53 PM Response to Original message |
15. Press assault charges. |
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foxfeet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:07 PM Response to Reply #15 |
51. OK you got me. (Cracks a grudging smile.) |
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:53 PM Response to Original message |
16. LOL! |
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SammyWinstonJack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:05 PM Response to Reply #16 |
48. Wonder why you are LOL, do you think the OP is lying? |
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:16 PM Response to Reply #48 |
62. ROFLMAO!!!!!!! |
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livetohike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:55 PM Response to Original message |
18. I'm so sorry you had to have this ruin your day |
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Kookaburra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:55 PM Response to Original message |
19. I know you're upset, but damn!!! This is too funny. |
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burythehatchet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:56 PM Response to Reply #19 |
25. ok, I was feeling bad because nobody got it, but at least you laughed. |
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Jackpine Radical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:59 PM Response to Reply #25 |
33. OMC woke me up, but I had no idea (still don't) what the original event was. |
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Kookaburra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:00 PM Response to Reply #25 |
40. Sorry -- must claim ignorance |
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Birthday (224 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:55 PM Response to Original message |
20. That's bad... |
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:55 PM Response to Original message |
22. Ok, Additional Reply. |
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Jackpine Radical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:57 PM Response to Reply #22 |
26. Oh. You're right. |
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:59 PM Response to Reply #26 |
35. I Know. I Just Wanted To Kindly Put The Notion Out There For Others To See. |
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eleny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:56 PM Response to Original message |
23. . |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:56 PM Response to Original message |
24. Early dementia turns some people into super mean old cusses |
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yardwork (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:58 PM Response to Original message |
27. ROTFL! |
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Lyric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:58 PM Response to Original message |
28. Well played. |
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The Wielding Truth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:58 PM Response to Original message |
30. His name was McCain, Right? |
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pitohui (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:58 PM Response to Original message |
31. did you call the police and press charges? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:59 PM Response to Original message |
34. Man, that is funny. |
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Parker CA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:59 PM Response to Original message |
36. And the most disturbing part of the story is that the man's wheel chair |
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yardwork (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:01 PM Response to Reply #36 |
41. Yeah, but the initials would be inverted. |
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Jackpine Radical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:04 PM Response to Reply #41 |
46. Not if he ran over him backwards. |
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burythehatchet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:06 PM Response to Reply #41 |
50. backward "M" |
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 05:59 PM Response to Original message |
37. where's the pics of you with pie in your hair? |
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burythehatchet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:00 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. damn, pie would have been a good touch. |
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Zoigal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:01 PM Response to Original message |
42. Hope you are filing a report with the police. |
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Jackpine Radical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:06 PM Response to Original message |
49. Wold somebody be so kind as to tell me what this is in response to? |
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burythehatchet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:08 PM Response to Reply #49 |
52. Check GD, there are a bunch of threads on a McCAin worker allegedly mugged |
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Jackpine Radical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:16 PM Response to Reply #52 |
61. I finally figured it out. |
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Citizen_Penn (359 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:14 PM Response to Original message |
57. Help you get it on Drudge - if you |
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livetohike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Oct-23-08 06:35 PM Response to Original message |
64. This was the first post I saw when I got on DU tonight |
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