Help name Samuel J. Wurzelbacher's new book

[sixmile]

Much Ado About Nothing
Liar, Liar
The Audacity of D'oh!

[lisa58]

1. Joe the Author

[underseasurveyor]

36. Joe the Anon

[Baldameer]

39. "Dummies for Dummies" n/t

[marmar]

2. "The Joe-ke's On You"

n/t

[auburngrad82]

3. A Turd in the Punch Bowl

Or how I stunk up the McCain Campaign

[Baldameer]

"A Flush of Brilliance" n/t

[Baldameer]

9. My Cock & Ball Story

[Baldameer]

14. From the Shithouse to the Whitehouse. n/t

[taught_me_patience]

43. Great stuff. Welcome to DU n/t

[Baldameer]

52. Thank You :) n/t

[gratuitous]

4. Never Pay the Plumber in Advance

"I thought Joe was here."

[tanyev]

5. Plunging the Depths of Shameless Opportunism

[Buzz Clik]

24. That's a great title, but he won't be able to pronounce it.

[underpants]

6. An American expanded dissertation on the relative viewpoints and history of Socialism

sub title

I love the US America!!

[lazyriver]

7. Wrote one more'n I read

[Frustratedlady]

8. "One Leaned Over the Commode"

[mrcheerful]

10. 101 ways to pretend to be something your not and profit from it

[Sheets of Easter]

11. "Fifteen Minutes Too Long"

[ProfessorGAC]

28. That's My Favorite So Far

Lots of good ones, but i really like yours!
The Professor

[Sheets of Easter]

29. Thank you!

:D

[ogneopasno]

12. I'm A Scab; Buy My Book

That about sums it up.

[Cerridwen]

13. "I want to be just like kato kaelin"

"One flew into the Cuckoo's Nest"

"Owned by melon-scaife; an insider's view"

"Bread, circuses, and 'joe the plumber'"

[guitar man]

15. "How To Avoid Working By Sucking Republican Cock" nt

[stoge18]

16. "Shit to you, bread and butter to me." n/t

[phiddle]

17. Dumb Crumbs from a Dumber Plumber

[Ezlivin]

18. Eternal Bidet of the Spotless Behind

N/T

[Phentex]

19. Wuthering Pipes

:)

[Chisox08]

20. Joe the Liar

If I Only Had a Brain

[rurallib]

21. "Making Crap Flow from Toilets to Elections"

[jakem]

22. It has been named already!

[Buzz Clik]

23. "Maverick Don't Need No License"

[Buzz Clik]

25. My Life in Copper and Porcelain (but no paper)

[rucky]

26. Flushed!: How I Sank the McCain Campaign to a New Low

[pepperbear]

27. "Look, Ma. I'm On TV!" n/t

[chemenger]

30. The Rise and Fall of Joe the Plumber

Death of a Plumber

Plumber on a Hot Tin Roof

Gone with Joe the Plumber

The Plumber of the Rings

[peekaloo]

31. Enriched by Shit: Getting America's Bowels in an Uproar.

[Swamp Rat]

32. My Pet Slug

:D

[Octafish]

64. Slugg City

"Beep beep! Beep beep! Beep beep! Beep beep! Beep beep!"

BTW... True story: My creative writing story was "Slugg City." In the SF opus, the mayor of New Detroit is the biggest, baddest gangster around. He rules with an iron fist and a talented PR team. In the end, he is defeated by a carefully thrown salt shaker. He does manage to escape into the sewer system and makes his way to New Cleveland. I got an "A."

[Swamp Rat]

65. rrRRrrr!

:D :hi:



Feliz Halloween :D

[DS1]

33. Crack your way into Politics: A step-by-step guide by Joe the Plumber

[mwb970]

34. "Down the Tubes". /nt

[teamster633]

35. A Portrait of the Plumber as a Dumb Douchbag

[VP505]

37. Turd Rangling & 15 Minutes Of Fame!

:crazy:

[Jed Dilligan]

38. Drivel: A Political History

[Texasgal]

40. "if it's brown, flush it down"

:)

[RobertDevereaux]

41. Plumb Loco

[many a good man]

42. A Flush in the Pan

[Flubadubya]

44. "My Fraudulent 15"....

or "How I Faked My Way to Fame and Fortune" :eyes:

[taught_me_patience]

45. Plumbing for Turds

A case study in how voting against your interests makes you a "hero" to conservatives.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

46. Deep Shit and How I Got In It.

[malaise]

62. Ding ding

we have a winner. :rofl:

[LiberalHeart]

47. Exit Stage Left

[Baldameer]

48. "Chicken Soup for the Worthless Bastard." n/t

[Initech]

50. "Chicken Soup For The Plunger"

Or "Uncle John's Ultimate Porta Potty Reading!"

[Initech]

49. There Will Be Crap

[Baldameer]

51. "How the hell did I get here?" The Joe Wurzlebacher story. n/t

[Waiting For Everyman]

53. Fun with Joe and Sarah...

Look, look. See creeps run. Run, creep, run.

[Baldameer]

54. From Real Turds to Ghost Turds! From Horror Novelist, Plumber Extroidinairre Joe Wurzlebacher.

"Joe really puts you into the stink and scares the shite right out of ya." Nigel Sugarman, "The London Fog"


"Here I sit all broken hearted, I tried to shit, but then I started reading Joe's book and now I'm constipated with fear." Fred Smoot "The Brownsheet Bargain Hunter"

"Sig Heil, Joe is Wunderbar, dis es de poop Mein Fuhrer!" Rupert Hines "FreeRepublic.com"

[Soylent Brice]

55. here's one i think will fit nicely

My Pet Joe:

An Instructional Manual on how to be a Shit Stirrer


bah bump tiss...

[SidDithers]

56. "Pipe Dreams"...nt

Sid

[KamaAina]

57. Shilling for Dummies

:P

[malaise]

58. From The Sewer to the John:

Crap and Crappier.

[Poll_Blind]

59. The Depths: This Plumber's work is never done.

PB

[NoPasaran]

60. Steal This Election

[TahitiNut]

61. "The Plumber's Helper .... Not Just A Sex Toy"

:evilgrin:

[Hubert Flottz]

63. Up Shit Creek without a plunger...

A world of shit...

How to Perform CPR on gerbils...

I know my poopie...

I'll recycle your corn and defeat OPEC...