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Bozita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 12:08 AM
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Meet the new evangelicals ... the U of Texas football team
I'm watching the Fiesta Bowl wrap-up and that's what I'm getting out of it.

Maybe they should plant a crucifix on the 50.

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deaniac21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 12:10 AM
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1. Really. All they did was beat a Big 10 team. You'd think they
won a National Championship.
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Veritas_et_Aequitas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 12:14 AM
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2. So that's why there's suffering in the world...
God's too distracted watching sports again.
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deaniac21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 12:19 AM
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3. I don't think God cares when it's Big 10 against Big 12.
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Veritas_et_Aequitas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 12:49 AM
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6. He must be. It's the only explanation.
Although if Angels in the Outfield taught me anything, God can't interfere in the post-season, so really they don't have to thank Him.
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Bozita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 12:22 AM
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4. After the post-game show, I'm sure.
The wrong team won.

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Bill McBlueState Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 12:33 AM
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5. an evangelical with a crucifix --
now that would be something.
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Lint Head Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 01:29 AM
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7. Didn't you know that Jesus played football?
Back then there were 12 men on the line.
:dem:
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 01:46 AM
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8. Did they use the Hail Mary play?
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deaniac21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 02:40 PM
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9. No but they were SEC quality!
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 02:58 PM
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10. He must have played Canadian football
Back then there were 12 men on the line.

:P
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-06-09 03:02 PM
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11. When they scored a touchdown, did they extend their arms like they
were being crucified?

How about the finger-point to the heavens?
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