**Breaking** You can be your own secret admirer!

[panader0]

Okay, it's a bit like cyber-self gratification, but for all those out there with no one to "heart", you can do it to yourself!
Now, while this may seem a sham, ask yourself: Do you want to go on with no heart? Donate $25 and you can get a lot of love. (self applied)

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. Oh great.

What the freepers will do with this one is anyone's guess.

[Bicoastal]

2. You go right ahead...

...but it makes your palms swell up, and all the saints in heaven cry. :evilgrin:

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

3. AND God kills a kitten every time.

[Spazito]

4. But did you know the hearts given self-gratuitously give off a distinct glow...

the ones gifted to you do not and only other posters can see that tell-tale green glow, you cannot.

joking..........or am I??

:rofl:

[LNM]

5. Will you go blind if you do?

:rofl:

[liberal N proud]

6. Self applied love

:rofl:

[Kittycat]

7. Damn it - and I totally wasted mine on someone more deserving

:( If only I was selfish.

[TahitiNut]

8. Is it good for the prostate??

:dunce:

[Harry Monroe]

9. Oh God, I'm blind!!

And I've got hair growing on my palms!! Why, oh why, did I ever listen to you? I should have listened to Sister Mary Elizabeth in 7th grade. She said this may happen. Thanks a bunch!

[liberalmuse]

10. So we can all be the master of our own domains?

Cool! I'd wondered about that the other day when I was giving out hearts, but some kind souls gave me 3 hearts in 1 day. I even got a heart today. I'm so damn popular, I don't need to give myself hearts, LOL! I've seen those people with tons of hearts. You know what? I am so distracted by all their hearts I can't even concentrate on their posts anymore. It's like being hypnotized, or dropping acid. :crazy: