I don't get it -- Why Jindal instead of ALAN KEYES????

[Blackhatjack]

Keyes always runs for President(Repubs already know him).
Keyes is a minority, like Jindal.
Keyes is far to the right --where most of the Repub base is located.
Keyes is crazy as a loon.

Why not Keyes delivering the Repub Response?

[tridim]

1. He certainly couldn't have done any worse.

[specimenfred1984]

2. Keyes never tried to pass a law that allowed prisoners to be castrated?

You know how those pukes love whackin' up their prisoners in torture camps and such.

[Blackhatjack]

3. Interviewing Keyes is always like interviewing a professional wrestler who just lost....

... he is mad, and not much he says make sense. It is more the atmosphere he creates around him and his constant anger.

You got to admit that pretty much sums up the Repub Minority in Congress gameplan.

[SoCalDem]

4. Because on the republican Creepy-o-Meter

Jindal only came in at a 4..

Keyes, broke the needle off the meter, when it tried to register a 12, on a machine only calibrated to 10.

[Blackhatjack]

5. ROFL .... all comedy is based on the truth,

[backscatter712]

6. Because all the other Republicans already have restraining orders against Keyes...

He's batshit, even for them.

[Blackhatjack]

7. LOL ... you're killing me! Hurts his chances of teaming up with Palin I would guess! n/t

[anonymous171]

8. Because Alan Keyes is a fucking psycho. nt

[Blackhatjack]

9. Hey don't hold back... tell us how you really feel