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BeFree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-17-09 09:37 AM
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Fellow Shareholders: Your Attention Please
Edited on Tue Mar-17-09 09:46 AM by BeFree
Now that we are all shareholders in the world's largest 'Cash Advance' company, it behooves us to understand just who our customers are.

Our customers are the richest people and companies, the Fortune 500, all the billionaires, and Dick Cheney.

They have come begging to us to save their sorry asses from financial ruin and we have responded, loaning them billions upon billions of dollars to keep them afloat.

On average each one of us has invested about $20,000 dollars in this new venture. Expect fantastic returns.

That is all.
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