gw bush book. His 12 most important decisions

[Lil Missy]

1. How often can president cheney and rumsfeld get away with circle jerks in the Oval Office. And how I participated.

2. How big could my cock look in a codpiece?

3. Besides Karen and Condi, how many can I trick into rewriting my legacy.

4. How can I get cheney to STFU.

5. Speaking of that damned cheney, when will he leave me the fuck alone about giving that multiple felon Libby a full pardon?

6. Where were the WMD's anyway??? Oh! That wasn't the point.

7. The drapes I picked out for Laura to wear.

8. How to win (steal) the presidency with AWOL, a DUI, and snorting coke.

9. Continuing on #8, how poppy can buy me the presidency.

10. How to get falling down drunk, and blame it on a pretzel.

11. 101 ways to ruin the economy.

12. How do I get all this gism off the oval office carpet? I can't keep that damned cheney out of here.

[Lil Missy]

1. What do I need to do to blow a little sunshine up your ass?

Lighten up! Give your 12!

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