Where did Liberty University students go on Spring Break?

[pstokely]

The only place "The Liberty Way" book of rules would probably allow them to go would be Branson

[TheDebbieDee]

1. Liberty students go on a religious retreat during springbreak! Maybe?

[BlooInBloo]

2. Same places everybody else goes. They aren't actually any more pristine than everybody else....

They just lie about it more.

[Rhythm]

6. And get spied on...

The rules of conduct in their 'student handbook' are nightmarish.

[pstokely]

27. See

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberty_University#Liberty_Way

[cobalt1999]

23. Actually, they are probably a little more wild on Spring Break

There is a lot of built up tension among that crowd.

[burning rain]

40. A lot of them, no doubt.

Just like how so many preachers' kids turn out to be hellraisers.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

3. The boys go

to the Mustang Ranch, because Jesus told them to, and the girls head for Vegas, with their very own poles.

Or else they go to Ava Maria, FL, where they picket Ava Maria University, trying to save their damned Catholic souls. They also throw pizza at the students................

[a la izquierda]

22. Haha, that's funny.

When I first moved to Oklahoma, this woman kept inviting me to her Pentecostal church. Every Tuesday she would come to my apartment and ask me to go to adult fellowship. My husband and I were petrified to tell her that, at that time, we weren't married.
She also joked at one point that we needed to rid ourselves of our Yankee accents. I almost died (and mine was mostly gone, on account of living in CA).

[Rhythm]

4. WVU's football team gets to play them for our season opener... at home...

That's like sending those good, Gawd-fearin' Christians right straight to hell, isn't it?!

I'm betting the crowd is going to turn it up a little extra, just for the occasion...
I hope so, anyway... :rofl:

[Tangerine LaBamba]

5. Oh, good one!

In the first minute of April Fool's Day, you got off a very good one.

:toast:

[Rhythm]

7. I wish i was kidding!

http://www.msnsportsnet.com/page.cfm?sport=football&show=62

[Tangerine LaBamba]

10. WVU is gonna play LIBERTY???????

I bet their pre-game huddle lasts a really long time.

Do they field any kind of team, or are they counting on the Holy Spirit to see them through?

[auburnblu]

19. The score may be 70-3 at best.. Ouch

Will be a painful game to watch. And I know where one kid at Liberty is going for Spring Break. To Duke. Assuming Curry is looking around his next year school some during the break.

[Fumesucker]

24. Give Jesus Christ the football

let Him even up the score
run it through the crossbars
and be on the Cross no more


I've forgotten the rest of it and a quick google didn't find it.

But anyhoo, that would be the LU "fight" song. :)

[Occulus]

30. The marching band should do a stand-and-play at halftime:

"Imagine": the extended version.

:evilgrin:

[davidinalameda]

11. one can hope!

LOL

how long before football season starts??????

LET'S GOOOOO MOUNTAINEERS!!!!!

[Believing Is Art]

14. Save a couch, burn a Mountaineer.

Sorry . . . Hokie here. We don't play you guys anymore but it's kinda hard to kick the habit.

[Rhythm]

16. Oh, go do the Hokie Pokie...

Morgantown, on game day - smiley style!
:beer: :toast: :beer: :toast: :beer: :puke:

[Believing Is Art]

17. Yeah yeah, drink it up in Morganhole

Who has the Black Diamond Trophy again? Oh, that's right, we do!

On edit: I really wish they'd work that rivalry back into the schedules. My bf is a Mountaineer and I no longer have any good reason to root for their demise. Well, other than just plain orneriness.

[Rhythm]

21. I wish they'd revive that one as well..

Some of the best times i've had were at those games, win or lose.

[davidinalameda]

39. thank goodness your boyfriend has some sense

anyway, I have two words for you and the rest of the Hokie fans

MICHAEL VICK!

:evilgrin:

[Believing Is Art]

42. That's the best you can do?

Point to a dirt bag who left that we didn't even need to beat you?

Sheesh, I would have thought you'd all lighten up after the come-uppance Rodriguez got last season.

I'd be careful talking trash about the Hokies to me. The Mountaineer Companion receives beatings for making fun of the Fighting Gobblers. He knows why . . .

[Fumesucker]

25. Eh, what if the Hokie Pokie really *is* what it's all about? n/t

[Rhythm]

15. First game is September 5th!

LET'S GO!







MOUNTAINEERS!!!

[CBR]

33. Just to show my fandom!

Let's go MOUNTAINEERS!!!!

[davidinalameda]

38. check out this link

and tell me if you don't get chills

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXkEVWwOIGc

[Believing Is Art]

13. Someone should set up a website for

couch and lighter fluid donations. Maybe arrange the couches to spell Falwell or something.

[StreetKnowledge]

28. That's gonna be one helluva stomping.

:o

Not that I'm gonna complain. Just laugh out loud. :D

[MountainLaurel]

31. Oh man

That has the potential for a very interesting time, especially if it's a night game where the beer started flowing 12 hours before kickoff.

[TahitiNut]

8. Cape God?

:dunce:

[TahitiNut]

9. Fort Lorderdale?

:dunce:

[petronius]

12. Or Padre Island...

[auburnblu]

18. I'm with you let's bash religious belief

Those crazy mormons at BYU, no drinking, let's make fun of them. Jewish people that won't cut a light switch on one day a week, we're superior, let's make fun of them. Silly Muslims that pray to Mecca, ha.

Save your religious bigotry for elsewhere. Clearly you are an "I'm enlightened" liberal that has no clue what tolerance is. DU are we ever going to get rid or at least reduce the percentage of the fraud "I'm enlightened" liberals on this board?

[Dr Fate]

35. Exactly. RW Christians-and especially those at Liberty U- are above reproach.

All extremists should be revered and respected- never poked fun at.

We need to "get rid of or at least reduce" the fraud of those who dare to suggest that right wing fundies are weirdos.

THE NERVE of these liberal hypocrites who make jokes about Jerry Fawell's college!!!

[burning rain]

41. Mm-MMM! Those Troll House cookies smell good!

~ ~ good-goody / concern troll !!! ~ ~

[Heidi]

20. Chapel. (nt)

[madinmaryland]

26. Heh! Talk about a cup-cake schedule. Better not be any Mountaineer apologists here

complaining they aren't in the running for the BCS!

:rofl:

[Rhythm]

32. Yeah, between Liberty and that fracking Marshall "friends of coal bowl" crap

That eats 2 weekends out of our season for no good reason.
Those should be the pre-season scrimmages, at best.

How the hell are we supposed to get a decent ranking when we get saddled with this shit every year?
(sneaks up behind A.D. Ed Pastilong and slaps him upside the head for sheer stupidity)

[KamaAina]

36. At least they're not taking a *transfer* from Falwell/Moon U.

That'd be Coach (R) and Puke:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=215&topic_id=90610&mesg_id=90610

:puke:

The 'Eers are, however, lending a fig leaf of legitimacy to the Falwell Moonies merely by scheduling them. Why, when there are well over 100 FCS patsies opponents to choose from? Don't tell me they're afraid to play App State! :rofl:

[Vidar]

29. To Hell to visit their beloved Falwell.

[ChickMagic]

34. Jesus Camp? n/t

[Posteritatis]

37. BJU. (nt)