Canada Bows to US Demands to Beef up Coastal Defenses . . . .

[ConcernedCanuk]

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Mar 31 3:20pm 2009
OTTAWA

Due to increased criticism and pressure from the White House and the Department of Defense, Canada has revealed it's newest development in Improved Defense Capabilities.

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Years in the development process, and highly secret, the new Parliament decided to reveal the new equipment to allay any fears that the US Administration might have regarding inadequate defense of Canada's Coastal Waters.

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In a rare disclosure, this reporter was allowed to photograph one of the 300 new Stealth Coastal Arms Machines, affectionately referred to as the SCAM.

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Happy April Fool's Day!


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Originally posted 5 years ago

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[SidDithers]

1. Goes backwards when firing the gun :)...nt

Sid

[jazzjunkysue]

2. Tips over into the ccccold St. Lawrence rivvvvver!

Been there, done that. Very funny!

[ConcernedCanuk]

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[taterguy]

4. It's about damn time you lazy-ass Canuks started protecting your own freedom

[KharmaTrain]

5. That Looks Like Something From Mythbusters...

I hear they are secretly developing kayaks with ICBM capability. Damn those Canadians!!! Terrence and Phillip must be behind this!