Breaking: Canada invades US.

[jazzjunkysue]

They're just so sick and tired of those healthy canadian cigarettes.

First, they'll secure Detroit and the southern tobacco states. After they start profiting from the sales of cars and cancer, they're targeting Los Angeles. They told New York City not to worry: They don't want it. All those squeegie men on every corner, and nowhere to put the snow.

[DJ13]

1. Why invade when they could buy the US for .30c on the dollar?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

2. Good. Bring beer. nt

[azmouse]

3. Are they bringing any beer?

No beer, no deal.

[liberalmuse]

4. OMG, now we'll be forced to smoke pot at our gay weddings.

Bring it on!

[KamaAina]

5. And they won't let us bankrupt ourselves for health care!

:scared:

:sarcasm:

[Badlands Democrat]

6. If they conquer us, will we get universal health care

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