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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-02-09 01:41 PM
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New plan to save the markets: From now on we're gonna score it like golf
the lower your score the better. This will work for credit scores and debt ratings.

Do you owe 40K in credit card debt? now you dont, we'll be printing and sending you a check for 80K.
Has you stock value gone below 1$ a share? now it's going to be 100$ a share.
Want to buy a HUGE McMansion? no need, go be the first one to touch the front door and call "dibbs".


While we're pulling economic theory and practice outta our asses, why not try this one.
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DJ13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-02-09 01:51 PM
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1. I'd like to give them the "birdie" in their "hole in one"
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