Now Newt Gingrich can come to Iowa and marry a man in a tip

[rurallib]

toward the log cabin republicans. This will give Newtie a leg up for the 2012 caucuses.
Newtie doesn't have much respect for marriage as it is. I think his current view is 1 man + 1 woman for @10 years.

[ColbertWatcher]

1. No, this will mean Rush will move to Iowa. n/t

[rurallib]

3. Not sure there is enough room.

[gratuitous]

2. Oh, but he's all Catholic and stuff now

So his lifetime vow "till death do us part" marriage this time is supposed to be super serious.

[MADem]

4. Calista, Wife Number Three, might take issue with that. NT

[rurallib]

5. Wasn't she dating Newt while he was married to #2?

Certainly she could never imagine he would just dump her like #1 & #2.

[MADem]

6. DATING???????!!!!!!!!!

:rofl:

She was playing his flute in the SPEEE-KAH's office, and pogo-ing his stick on the SPEE-KAH's conference table, while Newt was yelling about poor Bill Clinton's amateurish indiscretions.

Newt's people liked Wife Number Two. They ratted Newt out, because many of them were 'True Believers' in the GOP Revolution, and he disappointed them. His influence was also on the wane.

As a consequence, Wife Numbah Two got a massive divorce settlement, and Calista (a lawyer) was forced to take the stand and "stipulate to sexual conduct" with Newt....if she refused, those staffers were going to give lurid descriptions in open court of what they saw when they opened the door on assorted occasions.

[Rebel Scum]

7. Oh, I didn't need that image of Newt doing anything sexual in my head....

:puke:

[MADem]

8. He apparently is delighted with the "wind instrument" approach to sex...

I can see why--it suits a fat, lazy bastard!