The women of the right are never right

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Okay, so there are some women who rally for the right wing or who are in some way involved with conservative politics and politicians, and over the past eight years some of them have managed to **bleep** themselves out of the spotlight. So let's start by naming some of them--feel absolutely free to add names to the list, and if anyone knows where they are now, please let us know.

Bay Buchanan: Now lecturing on illegal immigrants and managing her brother's failed president, Bay is one of the more intelligent women on the right, but still as much a propagator of nonsense as one can imagine. Where is she now?

Paula Jones: Ms. Jones testified against Bill Clinton saying all he wanted was to grope her--but why would a man as powerful as Bill Clinton want to grope someone as homely as Jones? I mean, even she admitted she was homely when she went out and got a nose job after giving Ken Starr some juicy bits.

Barbara Olson: We don't talk about Babs Olson anymore, because she was aboard one of the planes on 9/11 and died when she and other passengers took down the hijackers. But that doesn't mean she was always a hero--she became an "accidental" hero out of circumstances. Still, Ms. Olson and our favorite Nazi writer, Annie Coulter, were very close friends. As some great philosophers have shown us, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your relatives--or your nose in public.

Linda Tripp: In a surprising turnabout, Linda was told to vacate the premises of her work on the eve of GWB's inauguration. Believing she was going to be promoted, she was shafted by the very people she thought she was helping out. Shortly after she was "let go" she underwent extensive plastic surgery and changed her whole appearance. That's okay--we still all know the truth, and about what she did in betraying a friend's confidential information. It's a wonder she still has friends. I certainly would never be friends with someone who recorded our phone conversations.

Ann Coulter: She is still around, but losing popularity fast. Like Rush Limbaugh, she now tends to be part of the right wing that the right wing wishes didn't exist. Her latest book was put on sale after christmas, a sure sign that it was not going to get a whole lot of sales, but more importantly, was also likely part of the contract the publishers had with Coulter when she was "hot" in the past. IOW, get this book out, and we can drop this weirdo by the gutter, and hope she never darkens our doorstep again!

There are others, but due to the time, i am going to bed. Feel free to add anyone else and what they are doing now.

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1. Laura Ingraham

What a nasty less than talented person behind a microphone. To deliver her sophomoric missives, she requires verbal props in the form of another audio "yes person". This is what passes for a daily radio show and an "informed" opinion about the "left". This woman would have no material if she didn't consistently make fun of anyone of lower socio economic scale or anyone in the Clinton or Obama administration.

What does this woman have to say of value in talk radio? Nothing. She must sell foot powder well.