How many Republicans

[madamesilverspurs]

does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Mira]

1. Well none - if it's a needed bulb - they will say NO and light a candle.

[walkaway]

7. or not accept the free bulb and prefer to curse the darkness instead

[Mira]

9. Oy

[TWiley]

2. PROBLEM? YOU NEED A TAX CUT! now we cannot afford the light bulb

[MADem]

3. What? Tell that goddamned servant to do it--he's a Democrat, after all!

:rofl:

[Mari333]

4. none, they only screw the poor. nt

[Cirque du So-What]

5. Republicans don't screw in lightbulbs, silly!

They screw in airport restrooms.

[Lyric]

6. Four hundred and sixty two.

Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb, twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry, sixteen to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D, thirty-four to cut the tax rate on light bulbs, fifty-three to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb, forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision gear instead, and two hundred and eighty-three to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything) on the Internet.

[Lyric]

8. Only two, but I'd guarantee

that at least one of them is faking it.

:evilgrin:

[Mira]

10. ROFL

:rofl: