Bill O’Reilly Threatens To Kick The World’s Ass After Work Behind The UN Building

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Bill O’Reilly told guest Glen Beck that boycotts weren’t enough to quash the “evil liberals” and their vendetta against the Bush administration. With an unusual panel made up of only Fox News hosts, the O’Reilly Factor broke new ground today regarding both the extent they were willing to take this fight for Bush, and the amount of television hosts on one panel.

“But Bill,” Glen Beck sobbed. “Your boycott of France got Sarkozy elected… I’m sorry, I have something in my eye.”

“It’s okay Glen,” said Hannity while handing Beck a Kleenex. “I have a list of all the things that Obama is responsible for…”

“That’s enough!” shouted O’Reilly. “This is my show and we don’t have time for lists. First off, I know my boycotts work; why the Madrid Boycott Review said just the threat of an O’Reilly boycott sent the Spanish economy plummeting. But that’s not the point – it’s too slow. I’ve got to teach the lefty world a lesson!”

“I love you B-B-Bill,” said Glen Beck, now in a full blown crying jag.

“Go get ‘em Bill!” said Steve Doocy. “The whole cast of Fox and Friends are with you. Right guys?” he said to a series of nods around the table.

“I’m tellin’ the whole liberal world that I’m not playin’ around anymore!” continued O’Reilly. “They go after one – just one more Bush administration figure, I’m going to kick all their asses! I’m not kidding around here! Go ahead, Spain you want a piece of me? Japan? Russia? I’ll meet you behind the UN building right after work and we’ll see who’s playing! Who’s with me?” Bill shouted to his panel.

At that all of the panelists got up mumbling about getting back to their own shows and Glen Beck sobbed once more about loving Bill and his country so much.

[ccharles000]

1. lol

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3. Glad you liked it!

[LakeSamish706]

2. Does anyone have guts enough to stand up to this POS... WTF is he all about?

Bill O'Reilly is just your everyday bully that needs to be slapped down big time.... grrrrr

[abbeyco]

4. Great writing - honestly thought this was The Onion

You should submit this for print - it's nearly as good as the beat-down Colbert gave to Beck the other night.

Congrats on the great writing!

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5. Thanks! You rock!

I was writing mostly satire for awhile, but this is the first time in a couple of months.

So, thanks much!

Love the rec's and love to be compared to The Onion.

[suede1]

6. Now that's funny! I can see Glen Beck crying now. K&R

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7. Thanks, I could hear O'Reilly in my head as I was writing.

(Well, it helps, even if it is annoying.)

[OwnedByFerrets]

8. You did good!

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22. Thanks!

[ihavenobias]

9. K & R (#4)

Come one, we can get ONE more.

[brettdale]

10. is their a video link?

Is thier a video link?

[brettdale]

11. hes threatening violence?

hes threatening violence?

[ColbertWatcher]

12. Bra-vo! k+r, n/t

[Suich]

13. LOL! Good one, 20score!

I notice that these guys only interview each other. Beck interviews hannity, interviews greta, interviews oreilly, interviews geraldo. In between they have rove, ollie north and newt.

Strangest thing I've ever seen!!!

K & R!!!

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17. As always Suich, you rock!

:yourock:

[livefreest]

14. HILARIOUS! this needs to be played out. start casting now and find some look-alikes

:rofl:

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18. Thanks! I glad some people are liking the satire.

[AwakeAtLast]

15. Too funny!

Just the other day I was wondering to myself, "Where's a new 20score post? Surely there's enough material coming out of the GOP right now."

Guess I was right!

:hi:

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16. Thanks!!

:yourock:

[suede1]

19. Another kick for good satire.

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20. Thanks, some people seem to like it, it's just not getting

rec's. So, thanks for the kick!

[bahrbearian]

21. The Goon yelled " I"ll do it Live , I'll do it Live"

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24. Should have put that in.

[marmar]

23. Not only are they all complete idiots......they're completely batcrap crazy too.

:dunce:

:crazy:

:dunce:

:crazy:

[hbskifreak]

25. funny!!

I can see O'Rielly talking like that, too...until someone slaps him like the bitch he is. Big loud mouthed A-hole is in serious need of an ass-whippin.