Now what gay marriage is legal, how is it affecting your daily heterosexual life?

[CoffeeCat]

Poll question: Now what gay marriage is legal, how is it affecting your daily heterosexual life?

Before gay marriage was legalized in the state of Iowa, the Fundies, the 'chicken littles' and the Family Research
Council members warned us. Oh boy, did they warn us.

Oh no! Don't make it legal for gay people to be married! Marriage will be destroyed and mayhem will result as lives would be
ruined and innocent children robbed of a stable society.

Gay marriage has been legal in Iowa for a few days. So, I'm just wondering if the dire predictions, fired from the mouths
of these reactionaries--have come true.

Please let us know. The American Family is at stake here.

[Occam Bandage]

1. Ever since it was legalized, it looks like DU poll questions get cut off mid-sente

[DevonRex]

25. ROFL!!! I was just thinki

[CoffeeCat]

36. See! Bad things are all ready happening!

No one will be able to complete a sentence now!

It's all so

[moggie]

2. It appears that the on

Also, box turtles.

[Posteritatis]

4. I kinda wanna know how that option ended (nt)

[damntexdem]

34. Never box turtles:

even with gloves on, you'll hurt your hands on their shells.

[LynneSin]

3. It must have been "The Gays" tha caused this Focus on Family guy to try and have sex with a 15yo

http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Police_Focus_on_Family_Bible_narrator_0406.html

Police: Focus on the Family Bible narrator tried to lure teen for sex

A Colorado man who works for Evangelical group Focus on the Family has been arrested after he solicited sex online from an investigator posing as a teenage girl, police have said.

"Juan Alberto Ovalle, 42, thought he was corresponding with a girl under the age of 15, but instead it was undercover officers with the Jefferson County district attorney's office, according to court documents," reported the Denver Post.

"...Ovalle was arrested on April 3rd when he drove to an undisclosed location in Lakewood to meet the person he believed to be a teen for sexual purposes," reported Colorado's News Channel 13.

"Between April 2 and April 3 Ovalle is alleged to have made sexually graphic statements in a chat room to a person he believed to be an underage teen, police report," the channel continued. "According to court documents Ovalles also told the teen about the sexual things that he wanted to do to her and ultimately drove from Colorado Springs on April 3 to meet her with the intention of having sexual contact."


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I mean this is a religious guy so I'm guessing it would have to be something as serious as "The Gays" marrying that would cause him to try and diddle an underage girl.

:grr:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. Any day now I'm going to sprout a penis.

I've always wanted one.

[xchrom]

9. ...

:spray: -- i'd say you could borrow mine -- but i'm afraid you wouldn't give it back.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. I would hope yours wasn't

that easily removed... :rofl:

[Merlot]

39. Detachable Penis - The Song!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

43. Was it written by the same guy who wrote

"Plastic Jesus"? :rofl:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

51. Movie:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181151/

The protagonist has a detachable penis. I'm not kidding.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

63. LOL

Sounds amusing...

[jobycom]

11. Sigmund was right?!?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. Makes for shorter lines

in public restrooms. :rofl:

[jobycom]

19. Ah!1

:rofl:

[DevonRex]

26. Do penises sprout or do they bloom?

[Obamanaut]

28. Wilt with age. nt

[DevonRex]

30. OMG. LOL!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

33. They have products for that now.

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

31. First they sprout

then they bloom. :toast:

[HillWilliam]

40. Rusty Warren said with that thing you've already got

you can get 100 if ya want 'em :rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

47. LOL

:spray:

[Occam Bandage]

49. Then there's a wonderful career waiting for you in Japanese pornography!

[xchrom]

6. it's causing iowans to go to florida for the winter!!!

of wait -- that's the weather.

[theoldman]

7. It has not improved my sex life at all.

Where is the complaint department? LOL

[ronnykmarshall]

8. Buuuuuuuuwwwwwaaaaa!

All part of the big plan!!!

[jobycom]

10. The number of people who can reject me has just about doubled.

[SeeHopeWin]

12. I am finding myself wanting gay sex now more than ever

:sarcasm:


I also voted the same way I feel...My marriage is being destroyed...etc.

[Sebastian Doyle]

13. Kathy Bay Malloy - "How The Homosexual Agenda Destroyed My Marriage"

http://www.whiterosesociety.org/content/malloy/MalloyMemories/How_The_Homosexual_Agenda_Destroyed_My_Marriage.mp3

[NNN0LHI]

15. I am getting the urge to leave my wife of over 30 years and run off to Iowa to find a guy to marry

Yea, thats the ticket.

Don

[Skittles]

65. I will hook up with NNN0LHI 's wife when he runs of to Iowa for a homosexual tryst

yes INDEED

[FudaFuda]

17. LOL at current poll results- 6 and 6.

I guess I'll have to break the deadlock.

I've never understood the gay marriage controversy. Then again, I've never understood why gays would want to get married. Trust me, I'm married. Be careful what you wish for. :rofl: And don't say I didn't tell you so.

[bridgit]

18. hubby still took some bizz cards he designed over to our gay friend's costume store...

for his birthday he's 70. He was a male stripper back when they still referred to SF - The Barbary Coast, but he liked the cards allot like really allot, in fact some other older gay boys were jealous and now they want hubby to design theirs too so no change here

[CTyankee]

20. Living in Connecticut, I am mad that we don't have that special "cachet" any more.

I must say that I enjoyed living in one of the first states -- and the state with the strongest court decision to legalize gay marriage -- as a kind of "status symbol." It helped CT get it's reputation back after you know who was re-elected to the Senate. Now even midwesterners are doing it! This is terrible!

sniff...we're no longer "special"...bwaaahhh!

[stillcool]

27. Well...I'm in MA..

and I still think you're special.

[CTyankee]

32. Awwww, thanks stillcool!

I think MA is special, too. My granddaughters live there, in Sherborn! Where are you?

[stillcool]

38. Gloucester..

moved around a lot, mostly up and down the east coast, and landed here in the 90's. Just picked the place off a map. I was thinking New Mexico, and ended up here... love it.

[havocmom]

21. Other: I get to buy more presents for showers and weddings?

If we could get this nationwide, it could help stimulate the economy! Lots of presents would be bought, lots of parties would be hosted! Love is good for the economy; spread the word!

[DevonRex]

29. And I bet gay wedding bridesmaids dresses won't be ugly, either.

This could start a new fashion trend, one we can all be thankful for.

[havocmom]

52. OMG yes! A big boon for dressmakers and alteration seamstresses!

As a former G.M. for a small chain of alteration shops, I tell you, this could be a real help to Main Street!

I never saw the point of denying gays the right of marriage. But we could really use the economic impact to get the point across to the pinheads of hate.

[Merlot]

48. That was a big selling point here in CA. They said it could be an 8 billion industry

oh well, glad we voted that bad idea out of existence.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

22. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

[TahitiNut]

23. Other: Obama's butt is looking better to me.

:dunce: But Jessica Alba's is still an 11 ... while his is a 2. I think.

:hide:

[DevonRex]

24. Mine is doing great but I guess all my siblings are all gonna get divorced now,

being fundies and all.

Hmm. Maybe that's it! They have all wanted to divorce anyway, but had to use teh gays as an excuse to do it!

[Echo In Light]

35. I'm in IA, and most people are more concerned over the recent cold spell after enjoying warmer temps

Over the past month or so

:)

[CoffeeCat]

37. See!

Gay marriage is negatively impacting the weather!

:sarcasm:

[LLStarks]

41. Gay marriage killed my dog. nt

[adamuu]

42. Dogs are lying with cats. n/t

[morgan2]

44. masturbation has ceased to work

[morgan2]

45. delete dupe

[Sandrine for you]

46. I'm now fighting to get married with my cat...

That's the new PETA involvement: Have a better sex life, don't eat your wifey !!

[Occam Bandage]

50. I thought that was part of having a healthy sex life.

[Sandrine for you]

62. If you try to eat my cat-wifey....I'm calling PETA ,you carnivore !!

So you like to make your grass...But I understand.....;)

[Sparkly]

53. Why bother being married anymore?

It's like fashion: Once everybody's doing it, it's not worth doing anymore.

So now that gays are getting married, we're getting divorced.

Stinky will probably marry a box turtle, and I'll just sulk the rest of my life, alone and unfashionable.

Thanks A LOT, gay people. :(

[Stinky The Clown]

54. I don't even like turtles, but a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do,

Yanno?



:shrug:

[Sparkly]

55. OmiGAWD, you already found one to replace me!!

:cry: :rofl:

[Stinky The Clown]

56. Well ...... yeah. I mean ....... you said ..... in your little post there ......

..... "we're getting divorced" ....... so I figured ..... the internets and all ..... I found her ...... yanno?

[lonestarnot]

58. I'd have to clean up after him, or her. No thanks to both, but I support live and fucking let live.

I don't care if someone wants to marry their pet rock, it's their fucking business, not mine and I would support them. Rocks :yourock:

[petronius]

57. Other - it's making me even more ashamed of my state

No insult intended to Iowa, but we're the ones who're supposed to be at the forefront of 'not being hateful'...

:(

[sakabatou]

59. Either there's a lot of people freeping this poll

Or there are tons being sarcastic.

[janx]

60. The latter.

;-)

[Stinky The Clown]

61. Gee ... ya think?

:rofl:

[cliffordu]

64. I'm getting a lot more action on the DL...