Caption Contest: Kim Jong Ill

[davidpdx]

Give it your best shot, what is the best caption you can come up with for this picture:

[LeftinOH]

1. "I'm ronery -so ronery... so ronery and sadry arone..."

[lamp_shade]

2. Kill the Wabbit! Kill the Wabbit!

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. "Hey, is this a bank or a McDonald's? Herro? herro? anyone there?

[derby378]

4. "Gimme a bottle of anything and a jelly donut to go!"

:)

[walldude]

5. Imelda Marcos comes out of hiding!

[peekaloo]

10. What do you mean the only cobblers are in Seoul? Some kind of lame joke?

[lazyriver]

6. "One round trip ticket to Wasilla, Alaska, please. I hear they got a

governor up there supposed to be even crazier than me and I got it see it with my own eyes".

[davidpdx]

22. This has to be one of my favorite two so far

I'm not sure who is crazier, Kim Jong Ill or Sarah Palin.

[Seeking Serenity]

7. Gimme all your money and no one gets hurt!

You don't have any money?! Oh, wait, this is North Korea. Crap!

[Octafish]

8. Now serving number 144,954. Number 144,954.

Sorry. No donuts for you. We are out of donuts. Next!

Now serving number 144,955. Number 144,955.

Sorry. No donuts for you. We are out of donuts. Next!...

[Stevenmarc]

13. ROFL

[Skidmore]

9. Devolution.

[beac]

11. Dingbat In Fluffy Hat Orders Missile Strike That Falls Flat.

Claims To Have More Rockets In His Pockets.

[RB TexLa]

12. That guy was right, these glasses really do make me look like Wayne Newton.

[davidpdx]

25. This has to be one of my favorite two so far

Wayne Newton eat your heart out. Kim Jong Ill nightly at the Mirage on the Las Vegas Strip sings show tunes.

[sailor65]

14. "Do you know how fu*king busy I am, Hans Brix?" n/t

[HamdenRice]

15. All kidding aside, I didn't know he looks so ill.

I remember him looking like a pudgy Eraserhead.

[Robb]

16. "Hi Lloyd! Little slow tonight, isn't it?"

"I just happen to have two 20s and two 10s right here in my wallet." ::

[Cheap_Trick]

17. "I want the cheeseburger Happy Meal, with the Hot Wheels prize."

[davidpdx]

24. Good one

I can see him at McDonald's stiffing the guy at the register for the meal. Kim Jong Ill dine and dash (I guess it would be dash and dine as you have to pay and then eat).

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

18. "Please inform Brittney Spears that her Dreamboat is here."

[TK421]

19. "Hi....I here for bad hat court"

[SIMPLYB1980]

20. "Surely my Taep'o-DONG missile will not prematurely explode the next time."

"I swear that's never happened to me before.":cry:

[applegrove]

21. "I have a really big rocket!"

[Horse with no Name]

23. Well one thing can be said. Nobody in his own country would dare laugh at him

but this looks like their version of this:

[davidpdx]

26. Good

Keep them coming!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

27. "Eat you heart out Imelda Marcos, I sexiah dan you"