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Josh, get Clinton, Bill Clinton on the phone right now.
George, you talk to him.
Bill, ol' buddy, how you doing?
I'm ok, you?
Background:
The sky is falling, the sky is falling.
Well, we got a little problem here. I got somebody here really wound up tight & he needs some serious R&R & I'm counting on you to help.
It's Hank, right?
Jezuz, has this leaked already?
Relax, your secret's not out, at least not yet. Nah, Rubin showed up on my doorstep about an hour ago, I haven't understood a word he's saying other than the sky is falling. What's going on?
Man, those Goldman guys got a real in-breeding problem. I thought Skull & Bones was bad.
You have no idea.
I bet Hank's telling you the banking system is about to freeze up, am I right?
Hell, this is not the first or even second time Bob's pulled this shit. The first time was Mexico. I still can't believe I let him destroy an entire economy just to pull his buddies' cojones out of the fire.
Then Indonesia, Russia, hell I can't even remember all the people we screwed.
Georgie, when it comes to blowing up countries, I'm way ahead of you.
Next time you want to blow up some country, forget the Pentagon, you just dial 1-800-GOLDMAN.
And the best part, they don't leave fingerprints. I don't think they have fingerprints, I know Bob doesn't. I think it's part of the initiation. Go ahead, check out Hank's fingertips.
lemme see, holymotherofg-d, how do they do that?
They get a choice, acid or a hotplate.
What I can't figure out is are they morons or do they keep doing this shit on purpose?