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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 12:24 PM
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I am SO going to my local Teabagger Orgy
I cant decide if I should stand against those brain-dead, knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing morons or infiltrate them and try to encourage them all to jump into the river as a grand protest. Maybe I could be some kind of provacatuer and try to get them to start some shit. The big rally here in town is right across the street from my favorite brewpub, I'll just have to be there. I'll take my camera to show the baffoons to all you peeps Thursday. Anybody have any ideas of what else I could do for shits and giggles?
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 12:27 PM
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1. Just take a camcorder and interview them..."Sir, are you a teabagger?"
Then, be sure to post a link to the video here.

:)
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 12:33 PM
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2. Be sure to ask
"What's your favorite thing about teabagging?"

"Who's your favorite teabagger?"

"How does it feel when you teabag?"

"Will you encourage your children to teabag?"

"Would you teabag with a family member?"

"Where's your dog?"
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mecherosegarden Donating Member (434 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 01:57 PM
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7. OMG ! LOL
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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NOW tense Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 12:33 PM
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3. I would go and buy some of those Truck testicles
and have them hanging off your belt.
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 12:46 PM
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6. I got your freeping tea bags right here!
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dbonds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 12:35 PM
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4. Get them to wear glasses with a tea bag hanging from each side.
Then march down the street chanting, Teabaggers against the American social disease.
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Kip Humphrey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 12:43 PM
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5. I'm encouraging them to "take their party back!"
Having some idle fun... A co-worker is organizing the Fort Bend County (Tom Delay's home turf) Tea Party. I'm advising her... :evilgrin:
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 02:47 PM
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8. That's it. Beef up their numbers for the teevee coverage.
Of course, anti-war protests get no coverage but the teabag shit will be wall-to-wall coverage. Like Natalee Holloway.
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Joe the Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 02:54 PM
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9. Get right in the middle of the small crowd that is sure to come........
and bring a sign that says "I'm surrounded by Morons" and hold it up high.

Bring a camera and take pictures, bring a camcorder and record those idiots.

Or what you could do is buy some stink bombs and get right in the middle of the crowd and crack them open and then get out of there. The stink is sure to drive them crazy, and no one will know who did it. I remember doing something like that back in high school. :rofl: :rofl:
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-11-09 03:36 PM
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10. If it's a cold day and the river is icy, I'd egg them on until they jump.
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