The pirate situation has reached a point where it is time for action of last resort:

[Political Heretic]

Call 'em in.

[Turbineguy]

1. Masters of Persuasion

to the rescue.

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[Catch22Dem]

2. Pirates vs. Ninjas

We've been waiting for this moment for centuries!

[Political Heretic]

8. I know right!! I think after this Jesus comes back!

:D

[cali]

3. not any more bizarre than some of the shit being suggested here.

[stray cat]

4. Not the Ninja turtles?

[Double T]

5. Yes, but do they NINJA on water?

[Starry Messenger]

6. The ninjas are going to need back-up, I'm afraid.

[Political Heretic]

7. LOL!!!

[Starry Messenger]

21. Who would narwals side with?

Hmm, pirates or ninjas?

[NYC_SKP]

9. Mutant Ninja Turtles are aquatic.

Just sayin'

[Political Heretic]

10. Yes!!

[rucky]

11. Way cooler than pirates!

[closeupready]

12. I say we drop a couple dozen nukes on Somalia, just to make sure we get them all.

:sarcasm:

[Political Heretic]

13. Just don't hurt the ninjas. That's all I care about.

[rrneck]

14. Let W run it for a week

and they'll be so screwed up we'll never hear from them again.

[asjr]

15. A real pirate ship would be

flying the Jolly Roger so we would know they were coming after us.

[leftofthedial]

16. I still wonder why Obama is treating these pirates differently from the Wall Street pirates.

Shouldn't he direct Summers to direct Geithner to craft a trillion-dollar giveaway to the biggest bank in Somalia?

That would solve the piracy problem, que no?

[closeupready]

20. LOL - Would be in keeping with his overwhelming fondness for bankers, wouldn't it?

:rofl:

[salguine]

17. Piracy is a disease. Meet the cure.

[Political Heretic]

18. That's hot!

[Phred42]

19. You're being lied to about the Pirates

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