What's this golf shit? I wanna watch 60 Minutes

[taterguy]

If I wanted to watch out of shape white guys walk around outside I'd look at myself

:mad: :mad: :mad:

[doc03]

1. Same here, they are supposed to do a

report on the guns and ammo buying frenzy. n/t

[trumad]

3. Oh and BTW: It comes on after....

Fortunately for us gold lovers---the world doesn't revolve around putz's like you.

[trumad]

2. Really---

You've never walked 18 have you? Ya ever see Tiger Woods up close and personal?

Probably not...

Let me guess--- You were always picked last in pick me up games?

[taterguy]

4. I've walked 18 miles

In the fucking desert

Didn't have some goofy ass cart hauling me around either

[trumad]

5. What---with a horse with no name.

You do know they don't use Golf Carts in the Pro game.

Now go back to basket weaving.

[taterguy]

13. No fucking horse, just myself

No lackeys to carry my shit

[doctor jazz]

18. You're an amusing little pryck.

...

[doctor jazz]

16. They don't use carts. Are you sure you're not confusing reality with your video games?

:eyes:

[taterguy]

17. The only video games I play are Rock Band and some war games

Not some stupid-ass golf shit

[doctor jazz]

19. Yeah...right.

:eyes:

[trumad]

24. So you're a Couch Tater?

Wow.

[taterguy]

27. It's something that I do occasionally

Usually when it's dark outside

[burning rain]

45. See, that I don't get.

Rather than play Rock Band, why not go to a karaoke and have a few drinks? Oh well, I don't care for video games anyhow.

[taterguy]

48. Know of any karaoke places where you can play the Pixies album Doolittle in its entirety?

Besides, the cost of the game = a few nights at a bar.

The game can be played over and over and over

[doc03]

8. It's beautiful there in Augusta

I lived on the other side of the tracks so to speak at Fort Gordon for 9 months, hot sweaty sand box.

[rfranklin]

30. Sorry, those guys have pot bellies...

Not a sign of extreme fitness.

[A HERETIC I AM]

6. Lighten up, Clarence. (I meant Francis)

Edited....wow..How could I remember that famous quote so wrong?

Lighten up "FRANCIS"

I'm a doof, sometimes.

[trumad]

7. What do you want from a guy named "Taterguy"

[A HERETIC I AM]

9. Lol

And on to a second playoff hole.

[trumad]

10. Go old guy

[A HERETIC I AM]

12. Hey!

I am a year and 3 months older than Perry.


Wait a tic....fuck......I'll be fifty next month.

Shit. I think I'll go buy a Vette.


And new clubs

Edited cuz beer and calender math don't mix.

[Fire_Medic_Dave]

11. Yeah Kenny Perry looks horribly out of shape for a 48 year old.

:sarcasm:

[doc03]

15. I thought that was Jeb Bush n/t

[doctor jazz]

14. The in shape black guy finished an hour ago.

:D

[Statistical]

38. Yeah down 5 from the leaders. n/t (Of course I would be 12 behind him on a good day). n/t

[doctor jazz]

42. haha...well I love Tiger but hell, he had to give someone else a chance, right?

:D

[Fire_Medic_Dave]

46. I'm sure that's what happened.

[Terry in Austin]

20. Golf courses

I go along with George Carlin about golf courses:

"Land that is currently being wasted by a meaningless, mindless activity engaged in primarily by white, well-to-do male businessmen who use the game to get together to make deals to carve this country up a little finer among themselves...golf is an arrogant, elitist game and takes up entirely too much room in this country."

He suggests building affordable housing on them. Quite a few good ways to put that wasted land to better use.

[trumad]

23. Carlin was right most of the time---not this time.

[1]

26. heh. says the white, well-to-do male comedian...

[givemebackmycountry]

28. COOL!

Can I have Butler Cabin?

And btw - who could disagree with Carlin?
Even if you did, he would still make you laugh.

I miss him.

[SharonRB]

21. Same here

Enough already!

[spanone]

22. one man's shit is another man's salad

[A HERETIC I AM]

25. Angel Cabrera wins it.

You can have 60 Minutes now.

[taterguy]

29. I wish. Some out of shape white guy is being interviewed

[A HERETIC I AM]

33. Lol.....

I actually LOL'd.

For the record, I want to see 60 minutes too.

What pisses me off is when it's delayed for fucking football.

The Masters is once a year, but football delays 60 minutes a bunch of times.

[Telly Savalas]

44. "Some out of shape white guy is being interviewed."

Doesn't that statement describe 75% of the content of 60 Minutes?

Corporate MSM news is an evil tool to brainwash the masses, but I'm going to whine my fucking ass off if they delay it to show golf instead.

[femmocrat]

31. This is going on waaaay too long!

It's over, right? Can the interviews already. No one gives a f*ck.

:grr:

[burning rain]

32. I would as soon watch....

bowling -- and that's not very soon.

[doctor jazz]

43. The President likes bowling. So do I.

:D

[madinmaryland]

34. STFU, Francis and put a Green Jacket on!

:hi:

[taterguy]

36. Why would I wear a jacket indoors?

I'll probably wear my cycling jacket on my way to work tomorrow.

Got it off the clearance rack at my friendly local bike shop

[seabeyond]

35. i wanna.... waaaaa. yup. that about somes up todays culture

oh

this isnt lounge. this is serious, hm.....

[GOPisEvil]

37. It's called honoring a contract.

Deal with it.

[taterguy]

41. Start the golf tournament earlier or make the players play faster

Ever hear of a golf player nick-named "Charlie Hustle"?

No, because those guys never hustle.

[Fire_Medic_Dave]

47. It went to a playoff.

[xxqqqzme]

39. don't care about either of them

The Angels just beat the Sox....I'm happy. Now if they would only do that in the playoffs......sigh.

[taterguy]

40. Was that the California Angels? The Los Angeles Angles or the Anaheim Angels?

Fucking soul-less no identity suburban pseudo-sports franchises.