As of today the Rapture Ready Index is up one point

[NNN0LHI]

http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

Rapture Index 164
Net Change +1


Updated Apr 13, 2009

[Aviation Pro]

1. As the President succeeds, the Rapture index climbs?

What are these people waiting for? The mothership to return from Alpha Centuri?

[Joe Bacon]

3. You got that right!

I bet that JC and his Sonshine Band are still chowing down at the Howard Johnsons on Alpha Centauri. As soon as JC finished his clam roll, HoJo cola and scoop of peppermint stick ice cream, he'll get the band into his Ford Explorer, drive over to earth and pop the trunk to suck all them Gawd-fearing rich Christian white people into the trunk and then he will drive off to the ol Pearly Gates.

[YOY]

9. Only if Sister Miriam Godwinson's Faction wins.

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Sid_Meier's_Alpha_Centauri#Lord.27s_Believers

Yeah, I know it's a video game but the funny thing is the first ones to start aggression in this futuristic game of colonization of a new planet by ideological factions aren't the militants, the corporatists, nor the "human hive" but the theocrats.

[patrice]

2. Which one of the indicators increased?

[Pab Sungenis]

6. Earthquakes

They finally got around to recognizing the quake in Italy.

[Submariner]

4. We're in the Rapture Index above 160: "Fasten your seat belts" range

You could say the Rapture index is a Dow Jones Industrial Average of end time activity, but I think it would be better if you viewed it as prophetic speedometer. The higher the number, the faster we're moving towards the occurrence of pre-tribulation rapture.:eyes:

[DU9598]

5. Iowa and Vermont????

I hope we are doing our part to help this all along by allowing equality in civil marriage. :)

[Vickers]

7. I thought your subject line was a JOKE!

Holy crap, I went to that site and it was REAL!

:rofl:

"Barack Obama's election victory ensures a new liberal sift is coming to Washington D.C."

oh noes the dreaded liberal sift!!!1!!!1!11!!!!!1!

Check out one of the Google-generated ads, a "Rapture Jacket" made by Burton:

http://www.evogear.com/jackets/burton-rapture-jacket-womens.aspx

[DainBramaged]

8. Hmmmm, I thought when the Rapture comes, you leave your Worldly possessions behind

like your clothes. What a farce. And notice the ads for Investing and "Survival foods".


Got to love these Fundies, it's MONEY that they love.

http://www.survival-warehouse.com/index.htm


The Emergency food storage one year kit shown below is a great start to surviving upcoming problems we all face. If you have four family members, you should order four kits. You can’t go wrong having your emergency food storage supplies on hand for the future.

Oh, and DON'T forget the pepper spray for 'personal survival'.

[RebelOne]

10. Have you checked out their forums?

http://www.rr-bb.com/