Vito the Jailbird-to-Be

[Stinky The Clown]

This Friday, at the Alexandria Hoosegow, one Vito Fossella will appear, surrender, and allow himself to be taken into custody, stripped of his identity, stripped of his name and given a number, stripped of his clothing, searched for contraband in places we can all imagine, and be issued a new suit of clothes devoid of sharp or stiff objects.

Vito Fossella will then commence serving four days of a five day sentence for driving while fucked up on hooch. The fact that he was coming from his secret second family's house is not part of the issue.

Poor Vito. His parents and family must be so proud of him. I mean, he was all about family values. In fact, he valued them so much, he had two of his own.

Poor Vito.



http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2009/04/13/2009-04-13_moved_by_adenharts_death_exrep_vito_fossella_pleads_guilty_to_driving_under_the_.html

http://www.1010wins.com/Vito-Fossella-Pleads-Guilty-to-DWI-Charges-in-Virg/4192834

[malaise]

1. Good

Whatever happened to the rising Philly Rushican star Thomas Druce, who killed a man in a hit and run accident and tried to cover up his crime. I know he lost the appeal, but is he still in jail?

[Stinky The Clown]

2. I have to confess, I'm not at all familiar with that case.