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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 04:43 PM Original message |
Breaking News: Autopsies Conducted on Dead Pirates |
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Believing Is Art (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
1. Did they get their childhood vaccinations? n/t |
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KatyMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
2. They were the products |
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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 04:48 PM Response to Original message |
3. I heard that their mothers breastfed them while |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 05:32 PM Response to Reply #3 |
13. and listened to Laura Branigan. |
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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 05:50 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. holy shit! NOT LAURA BRANIGAN!!!!111elevens11!!!! |
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Lex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
4. Stomach contents show recent Olive Garden meal. |
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Believing Is Art (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 04:54 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. Yes, down the current from the Starbucks Flotilla of Doom n/t |
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scrinmaster (563 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
5. Somalia is virtually all Muslim, so they probably were cut. |
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Renew Deal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
7. And they were subjected to second hand smoke while buying guns in Virginia. |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 05:10 PM Response to Original message |
8. Probably a low midchlorian count, too |
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Obamanaut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 05:15 PM Response to Original message |
9. At supermarkets they always returned their own carts. nt |
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Uzybone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 05:15 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Ha. That was a classic |
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TheCowsCameHome (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 05:25 PM Response to Original message |
11. I heard they always used directional signals when turning. |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
12. Well I'm glad they are doing autopsies on the dead ones. |
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Codeine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 05:54 PM Response to Original message |
15. Subhuman savages. |
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muntrv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 06:01 PM Response to Original message |
16. Lemme guess: Their parents didn't hug them as kids? |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 06:01 PM Response to Original message |
17. Three more needless deaths attributable to second-hand tobacco smoke. |
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Kaleva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 06:06 PM Response to Original message |
18. They shopped at Wal-Mart |
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PopSixSquish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 06:08 PM Response to Original message |
19. And They Drove Foreign Cars |
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x-g.o.p.er (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Apr-13-09 06:08 PM Response to Original message |
20. Heard they died of lead poisoning |
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