The *Official* Teabagger Infiltrator Check List

[jpak]

For detailed instructions, tune to MSNBC to receive your Super Secret Subliminal Messages from agents Keith O and Rachel M.

Here is the approved list of supplies so ordered for successful infiltration of Teabagger Rallies.

Forged Port-a-Potti Pass

*check*

Mullet Wig

*check*

Cardinals Tee-shirt

*check*

Moran Sunglasses

*check*

Douche Bag

*check*

Badly Misspelled Handwritten Sign making reference to a Douche-bag, Sean, Rush and their maternal parentage.

*check*

"Bubba Teeth'

Now GO...do that VOODOO...that YOU DO...So WELLLLLLL!!!!1111111

:evilgrin:

[SpiralHawk]

1. Verification of Draft Dodger status

The Tea Bagger 'Leaders' -- Beck, Hannity, O'Reilly, Limbaugh, Diaper Dave Vitter, etc. etc. -- are all Bona Fide Republicon Homelander Chickenhawks. So to become one of their Teabagger Sheeple, it's likely you must be able to verify your Chickenhawk Status.

[jpak]

2. *check*

n/t

[SpiralHawk]

3. Is that 'check' or 'czech'

'jpak' could be one of them there foriegner names for all we know.

Please verify. 'czech' or 'check' ?

[jpak]

4. Silence Quisling! Loose lips sink ships...

:mad:

[underpants]

5. Try to get a "TEA BAG!! TEA BAG!!!" chant going

that will play well on the evening news :bounce::bounce:

[cherish44]

6. Where are our badges?

:woohoo:

[jpak]

7. Badges??

you know the rest...

:rofl: