Proposal: Tax Elimination Act (TEA) of 2009.

[originalpckelly]

1. Starting April 15, 2009, all government taxes at the various levels of government will be eliminated.
2. All government services will continue to be provided by all agencies.
3. Government employees will be moved into special housing that will be aesthetic challenged.
4. They will work from that date as compensation challenged employees.
5. We will also begin providing free beer at all government offices.
6. Every single day after that will be a holiday, except for government employees.
7. Government employees will be forced to do all the work in the economy.
8. Again without pay.
9. When they get uppity, we will whip their asses.
10. This is a joke, but sadly these morons would drool over the first few lines, who doesn't like free beer?

They invited America to a tea party, but all they're serving is Flavor Aid.

[madinmaryland]

1. Considering that you just defined the pre-1865 United States, the FReepers

would probably love that scenario.

[EstimatedProphet]

2. Exactly

They gripe their asses off, but they'd gripe if all the government services were eliminated too. They just wat all the stuff for free, and for people to suck up to them.