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Smith_3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 04:46 AM
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Those people explaining why they are protesting their tax cuts remind me of
the guy in "Idiocracy" who keeps saying "It has electrolytes!!"

"Do you even know what electrolytes are??"

:rofl:

That's all.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 05:55 AM
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1. H2O is a key ingredient found in most poisons ...
also ...

Frog with 4 legs jumps when startled. Remove 1 leg. Frog with 3 legs jumps when startled. Remove 1 leg. Frog with 2 legs jumps when startled. Remove 1 leg. Frog with 1 leg jumps when startled. Remove 1 leg. Frog with 0 legs does not jump when startled. Conclusion? Removing all legs from a frog makes frogs deaf ...
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 06:07 AM
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2. That reminds me of the frozen pizza commercial where they tried to deride the competition
by saying that the other guy's cheese on his frozen pizzas contained "caseins"--which can also be found in some (drama sting here)...GLUES!!!!

(No explanation for those who flunked science class, of course, that casein is a milk protein and thus a natural component of real cheese--and that sometimes it is extracted from milk and used to make glue--because it helps make glue sticky--as most people might realize, cheese has a natural tendency, when melted, to become adhesive!)
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-16-09 06:10 AM
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3. "Welcome to Carl's Jr. Would you like to try our EXTRA BIG ASS TACO? Now with more MOLECULES! "

Go ahead...laugh, if you must, but we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. :scared:

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