Man Jailed For Peeing On Woman On Plane

[RamboLiberal]

(AP) A 28-year-old man was sentenced to three weeks in prison for urinating on a 66-year-old woman during a Continental Airlines flight last month from Los Angeles to Honolulu, officials said Wednesday.

Jerome Kenneth Kingzio, a resident of the U.S. Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands, was sentenced after pleading guilty Tuesday to an assault charge in U.S. District Court.

The victim was headed to Hawaii on March 21 for a scuba diving vacation and was watching an in-flight movie when Kingzio stood up next to her aisle seat and began urinating on her midway through Continental Flight 3.

She pushed Kingzio back and he continued to urinate, according to the FBI's criminal complaint. Kingzio, seated a row behind the woman, had been drinking on the flight and annoying other passengers.

U.S. Attorney Edward Kubo Jr. said the woman reported that not only was her entire vacation ruined, but she continues to suffer emotionally from the incident.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/04/16/national/main4949898.shtml?tag=topHome;topStories

Geeesh just when you think you've heard of every human idiocy in the air. What a jerk & slob!

[csziggy]

1. Why do they still seve booze on airplanes?

Air rage and pure stupidity on airlines seem to always be tied in with alcohol use!

[Nickster]

10. So people like me can actually make it through a flight.

[NightWatcher]

13. booze and Radiohead are the only things that makes air travel tollerable

you dont want me sober on a flight

[Nickster]

18. I've got a flight next week so I'm going to try booze and a copy of Pride and Prejudice with Zombies

[JVS]

2. 3 weeks?

[johnnie]

3. He must have been pissed off

It's better than being pissed on...oh wait.... nevermind.

[TK421]

4. Toss the fucker off the plane...with no parachute

that will sober his sorry ass up right quick!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. That reminded me of that "Benny Lava" video.

If you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw

Yeah, I'm horrible.

[rug]

6. Snake on the plane!

[Enrique]

7. best part

The offense was witnessed by a special agent with the U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, who was seated a row behind Kingzio.

[omega minimo]

8. 3 months

[alcibiades_mystery]

9. "...she continues to suffer emotionally from the incident"

Oh fucking please. She's angling for a lawsuit against the airline, no doubt. "Emotional suffering" from getting peed on by a drunk. Come the fuck on. Pathetic.

[TahitiNut]

16. Indeed. There are places she'd have to pay for a "Golden Shower."

:rofl:

[Hell Hath No Fury]

17. Ummm...

he was standing, she was sitting -- there is a very good chance he was urinating on/near her face.

I know there are people out there that would pay good money for such a thing, but I am not one of them, and I would probably be feeling much like this woman if such a thing happened to me.

[MrPerson]

11. If I was going to Hawaii they could shit on my head - I'd still be happy.

[TahitiNut]

12. He got it wrong. It's "we shake our TAIL for you."

:dunce:

[luvspeas]

14. I guarantee you...

If they did that to me. I'd pull the flotation devise out from under my seat, beat him senseless, then shove the thing so far down his throat I could pull it out from the other end.

[UndertheOcean]

15. cocaine is one hell of a drug....

[targetpractice]

19. I'll bet Ambien was involved. n/t

[Turbineguy]

20. Just today

one of my students informed me about the "Boston Pancake". In the process, the Google revealed its lower class cousin, the "Cleveland Steamer".

So now there's three things I learned today.

Flying gets more bizarre, every day.