If we organized a million people and set it up so that at precisely 0742Z they all dialed ........

[Stinky The Clown]

..... the local number for "time" and then farted into their phones ...... would the NSA notice?





I love a well-organized prank.

[lamp_shade]

1. I lack the needed talent... farting on command.

[TahitiNut]

3. You missed the training most teen-aged boys get as a matter of course.

:evilgrin:

[lamp_shade]

4. I'm a girl. I had 4 brothers whose "pull my finger" talent I envied.

[tularetom]

7. Here's something that might help

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh_Ils3mqRk&feature=related

[lamp_shade]

8. Oh God... I watched it. I'm laughing out loud. That was so cute.

[j420norcal]

2. Would fart noises with your mouth count?

What about a pre-recorded fart?

[Stinky The Clown]

6. Sure .... so would a whoopie cushion

[The_Commonist]

5. OK, so when are we doing this?

Gimme a little notice, so I can eat plenty of chili first...